There’s a long history of fabrics being worn in hair in Europe that goes back at least to the 17th century. Threads and string were woven into hair in China from the 14th century.

seriously

and is a singer-songwriter with mad piano skills

starred for grodiness

You’re right of course, but it was kind of to good to pass up. I was also kind of hoping that no one would notice.

And if she bottled her pre-duodenal semifluid digestive mass in a Mandarin speaking country, would that be ‘Chyna’s China Chyme’?

My daughter was full on into the pink and sparkly stuff, adored princesses, etc. Around age 5, she told us very seriously that she no longer likes pink and her new favourite colour is black. On the one hand, it was nice and funny (and a little bit of a relief) but on the other hand, I feel like she is going to be a…

And if he did, think of the interesting and potentially lucrative career the balloon clown could have!

The last syllable pronounced “durrrr”

same

Elizabeth McGovern was smoking back in the day, and she’s still pretty gorgeous.

Oh man.

the attention to detail! this is a perfect picture.

laughing out loud like an idiot in a very public space.

The fact that this doesn’t have 100 stars is a testament to the poor level of education of internet commenters.

can identify

You made my day!

I’m glad things worked out for you with a better job, that’s great news.

starred for the Entfremdung!

You see the danger of slow-acting sky-touching, don’t you?