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Every single Cabinet choice so far has been someone who’s made it their life’s work to oppose the basic mission of that agency. You have to admit The Orange Menace has a knack for finding the most rapacious fox for each particular henhouse.

They keep bringing Q tips to a saber fight.

Truth.

I feel like I live in the future. A bleak, dystopian, end-of-days future.

No, it’s a rebuke to having the adults in charge. It’s a rebuke to civility in politics (although the Tea Party taking over the Republican Party was pretty much the beginning of the end of that). It’s a rebuke to anyone who isn’t a rich, white, straight, Christian male who dared to think they deserve basic civil and

That Barack Obama - so arrogant! So entrenched!

butwhataboutthatguythatcouldtalksofastandnevertakeabreathhecoulddothewholecommercialinonebiglongtakeandneverstoptalkingandhemusthaebeenabletosay”MicroMachines”fifteentimesinonethirtysecondadandmyparentswouldcomplaineverytimethecommcerialcameonbecausetheyfoundhimannoyingandwowihadnoideathattypingwithoutpushingthespaceba

I never understood the kids who played with Micro Machines. I mean, Hot Wheels and Matchbox were clearly superior vehicle toys.

Impossible. They’ll all have AWD and all-season tires.

I don’t think there’s the remotest of chances that an election determined by faithless electors results in a peaceful transition of power. It would be choas, and it would tear the country apart.

Unless you are ready to take up arms, then no. Never. So, maybe with the neo-nazi. Depends on the state of the rest of the government.

He won the election based on the rules of the election. If it were decided by popular vote, then each participant’s strategy would be different.

Yes, never. The rules of the election were set beforehand. Ours are not great. The candidate with the most votes does not always win. But that is our system. Having 538 people change the system after the fact is a disaster that our country would not recover from. It’s basically advocating for a civil war.

I’m incredibly sad but I take comfort in her words.

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This is child’s play compared to Canadian PSA

We need to make a parody video of this PSA but it’s a series of shots of people being outraged about Trumps latest tweets and at the end it’s “While you were busy paying attention to the latest twitter outrage, Trump was in the background getting away with shady shit” and you see him in the background shredding his

If you look closely, you can see that his gopher is also attached to his head with scotch tape.

“She’s literally shameless.”

The criteria for a good reality show star is less about looks and more about being unstable and creating drama where none exists. This explains why Gary Busey is being considered for Sec. of Education.

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Has this world felt surreal to you lately? Have you pondered whether you might be in a coma?