Yup. If Hillary somehow became our president after this shit show, Congress the past 8 years will seem like a cake walk compared to what they’d do to Hillary. Congress was already planning on being completely hostile towards her, but if a recount showed she won? They’d tear her apart and make her presidency hell on…

If she won, she wouldn’t be able to do much of anything. She’d have a republican congress, and be stuck vetoing every crazy shitty thing, while reminding them to please, please, please, think about reviewing her nomination for the SCOTUS position.

I think you guys just refuse to realize that a large portion of America is made up of people who aren’t exposed to any of this and when they hear something like “37 gender identities” they don’t really understand what that even means. There was another sketch in that episode about “the bubble” a fictional community…

While I agree with you, read this article from David Wong: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

This is correct. They’re scared, they’re not very well educated and they picked the guy who promised to save their jobs and towns (since in much of small town America, the job IS the town) over the woman who said “your industry is dying; we have to evolve.” Assuming, you know, she even decided to visit them at all.

Trump did a bunch of classic populist lines that both parties have rejected for the last ~40 years because the adults in the room know it doesn’t work. But the rust belt factory towns got hosed years ago, and never recovered (rural unemployment is so much worse in the US than unemployment). Those populist lines of…

Of course you can mix bleach and ammonia! Why that would clean w erything so much better! #Trumplogic

We don’t need regulations. The market will punish companies that make dangerous products. After a few people die from food produced in unsanitary factories, we’ll know not to buy from those companies. Things will just work themselves out.

Well, regulations are automatically bad, so if we take away two for every one made, we take away lots of bad...stuff, which means things will get bigly better. Really a lot bigly. Because regulations are all bad.

I’ve been trying to make the case that, for Trump, the duties and responsibilities of being President will fall lightly on his shoulders, if at all. Most of the burdens of leadership are self-imposed, deriving from a sense of responsibility and a desire to do what is right for the country. Presidents turn grey because…

Guess which one is the real muppet.

We call that Freedom Foam.

It’s not so bad, just keep it together Mitchy boy... Keep it together now...

I mean, maybe. There are a lot more cell towers in urban areas than rural pumping radiation into our balls, while the rural areas tend to see more usage of the tin foil hats that typically ward off those more harmful elements, including chem trails. /s

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

I’m convinced he never actually wanted to be President.

Trump: Think your staff will stay on for me?

Can we all send him KFC delivery to speed this up? I mean, it can still be due to your sister’s ESP and all....

I’m convinced he never actually wanted to be President.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.