String an I-O-U together and Trump’s large, powerful ears perk right the fuck up.

I think the benefit is that you can feel every bone crack through the seat as you mow down crowds of people exiting cars and coffee in your Mustang.

In other news, eleven foxes were appointed to the oversight committee for the Henhouse Protection Agency.

All I think when I see her is “complicit.”

We elected a black president - twice.

DING DING DING

Okay this confuses me. I’ve heard people say she should have picked a pro-labor, anti-free trade person in order to pick up the “Bernie” crowd; except then people turn around and insist it wasn’t independents/far-left people who “lost” Clinton the presidency, it was college-educated white folks that should have been…

I’ve been told that there’s nothing that the media likes more than a narrative change, which is why they stumble all over themselves to say ‘Today, Trump became president!’ any time he manages to walk down the hall without tripping. Trump saying idiotic things and being a pig was what everyone expected of him, so…

The white backlash to having a black man running the country the past 8 years was all but inevitable to be honest.

As soon as she was nominated. I liked the things Bernie said, but I mainly voted for him because Hillary was a candidate who had been dragged through the mud for 20+ years and who was going to have an uphill battle no matter who she ran against.

It felt like every Trump gaffe, all 11,0000 of them, barely moved the needle, while any time Clinton stumbled a little bit, it was a huge swing in Trump’s direction. Almost as if voters just needed a reason, any reason, not to vote for her.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

All fucking is sport fucking, you dork — unless you’re Mike Pence apparently, when it’s done in the dark of night with multiple cardigans protecting you from any actual skin contact..

Why should you get to decide when someone is “allowed” to get an abortion?

Yeah, no doubt the words come flowing out like Lincoln or Churchill, but then the fiendish Main Stream Media™ mis-transcribe them so that they read like the babblings of a person with brain damage. Yeah, that’s it, it’s not that Trump is an illiterate moron with a nasty disposition and a two hundred word vocabulary,…

As I’ve mulled over the Ann Coulter incident, I actually think Berkeley’s kiddos are just playing into her hands.

There’s a reason that “skilled labor” is a legitimate designation, and there’s another reason why unions exist with years of apprenticeship training before they get their card. Contrary to the opinions of some, all union members do not “act like children, chant, and yell all day long.” Mostly, they use their training…

No, shitty MBA’s is why American cars sucked so long. The engineers know what they’re doing and people screwing everything together are generally* competent.

You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance

And this video will be my fondest memory of BO. It perfectly shows his temper, and may explain how the assholes listed above defend him so passionately.