That was my Dad’s job for seventeen years until they replaced him with that machine.

Don’t forget about the agencies that opted to purchase plenty of Impala Limiteds prior to their discontinuation.

Maybe he meant “there was debris on the road, after I crashed”?

Embarrassment.

This will never not be relevant.

It’s funny how when people with something to hide become powerful they fire all the sheriffs in town. Not obvious at all guys, A+.

And who would you rather have in charge of this strike? Fox News Decision Man or Actually Been to Middle East Outside Golf Course Former Secretary of State?

There is a striking difference between trusting an experienced pilot and trusting a kid with video game experience.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

But when I try to offer some officers some coke it is suddenly a big fuckin’ deal.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I personally only deal in reality and consider who was seriously racing for the nom against her at that time. If you weren’t seriously in the race, then I discount you, including Elizabeth Warren.

They don’t care, they don’t regret anything and even if they did they would never in a million years admit it. They’re just happy to see “liberals crying”, that’s literally the only thing they care about. The whole country could be burning down around them and they’d still point and laugh like Nelson Muntz and go…

Since the election every time I see a picture of Hillary, I feel overwhelmingly sad for her and for the country, and angry at the way she was treated, at the abject unfairness of it all.

I knew I was gonna be bummed for a while, but I was not expecting this.

Usually, museums will let you repair the work for them. It’s a fun project and they love it when volunteers take such an interest in the art.

No. It’s real.

I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face, sobs woman who voted for Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

Right? It’s like this weird property of American capitalism that people have come to view wealth as equating to merit. It makes no fucking sense and falls apart easily under analysis, but these willfully-ignorant fucks will never accept your “librul logic”.