Stop this line of thinking. Nate Silver’s model was and remains correct. The majority of Americans absolutely felt (and feel) that Trump should not be president and Clinton should.

Shiny Cock Canal. (Snort) 

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the polls were correct but they caused enough complacency that people just didn’t turn out. Both sides got less votes than the last election, the difference was that Trump only lost ~500k while Hillary was down ~5m.

I think it’s more like the US is that nanny from the The Omen screaming, “It’s all for you, Damien!” then jumping off the house with a noose around her neck.

I want to see Trump’s birth certificate!

Hmm what other politician loved giving speeches in front of large crowds? I think he was German?

And, it’s my grandmother doing that. She posts a picture of Kellyann and Ben Carson and says,” See, how can Trump be racist/sexist?”

I have no idea how to explain even the basic 101 concept that someone can still hate a group but think one or two folks in it are a-0kay if they reinforce that person’s judgment against…

Like Bush Jr, Trump will always be one heartbeat away from the presidency.

I think he wanted to prove that he was smart enough to pander to enough people to get to do what the reality host never gets to do: win. It would be like Jeff Probst thinking “I’ve seen all these people survive in (staged) settings - I totally could go full Bear Grylls dropped off in the Australian outback. Wait,…

The democrats will always get the blame. Listen to the election post-mortem. People say Obama didn’t do enough for them. Never fucking mind that he had a house/senate that openly stated on day one they would block anything he tried to do and did so for 8 years.

This is the man who wants to continue his rallies throughout his presidency. RALLIES. Not press conferences.

Has anybody told Trump about William Henry Harrison? Maybe we can just hide his jacket during the inauguration and see what happens.

I have it from a good source that the Trump Transition Team has been watching this instructional video:

Literally nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. I think there’s still a chance he never takes the oath of office.* Or he could get impeached for any number of past (or forthcoming) fuckups. On the surface, at least, it would seem to be a brilliant play politically for republicans. They could have at least…

I will respect him

Hillary deserved better than to lose to this buffoon or to lose because people didn’t like her personality, but did that of her racist, sexist, xenophobic competition. FOH that was such BS.

And she won the popular vote.

I’m with her....still.