I’m incredibly sad but I take comfort in her words.

This is child’s play compared to Canadian PSA

We need to make a parody video of this PSA but it’s a series of shots of people being outraged about Trumps latest tweets and at the end it’s “While you were busy paying attention to the latest twitter outrage, Trump was in the background getting away with shady shit” and you see him in the background shredding his…

If you look closely, you can see that his gopher is also attached to his head with scotch tape.

“She’s literally shameless.”

Come on, if he were casting it like a TV show there’d be a woman in an irrelevant role and a token black guy... Oh hey Nikki Haley and Ben Carson, what are you guys doing round here...

The criteria for a good reality show star is less about looks and more about being unstable and creating drama where none exists. This explains why Gary Busey is being considered for Sec. of Education.

God I wish we could lose the term ‘pro life’.

“pretty conservative for a Democrat”

Has this world felt surreal to you lately? Have you pondered whether you might be in a coma?

We’re going to go back to trusting polls now, are we?

I’m not a doctor on television, but I play one in Washington DC.

Yup. If Hillary somehow became our president after this shit show, Congress the past 8 years will seem like a cake walk compared to what they’d do to Hillary. Congress was already planning on being completely hostile towards her, but if a recount showed she won? They’d tear her apart and make her presidency hell on…

If she won, she wouldn’t be able to do much of anything. She’d have a republican congress, and be stuck vetoing every crazy shitty thing, while reminding them to please, please, please, think about reviewing her nomination for the SCOTUS position.

I think you guys just refuse to realize that a large portion of America is made up of people who aren’t exposed to any of this and when they hear something like “37 gender identities” they don’t really understand what that even means. There was another sketch in that episode about “the bubble” a fictional community…

While I agree with you, read this article from David Wong: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

This is correct. They’re scared, they’re not very well educated and they picked the guy who promised to save their jobs and towns (since in much of small town America, the job IS the town) over the woman who said “your industry is dying; we have to evolve.” Assuming, you know, she even decided to visit them at all.

Trump did a bunch of classic populist lines that both parties have rejected for the last ~40 years because the adults in the room know it doesn’t work. But the rust belt factory towns got hosed years ago, and never recovered (rural unemployment is so much worse in the US than unemployment). Those populist lines of…

Of course you can mix bleach and ammonia! Why that would clean w erything so much better! #Trumplogic

Well, regulations are automatically bad, so if we take away two for every one made, we take away lots of bad...stuff, which means things will get bigly better. Really a lot bigly. Because regulations are all bad.