I’ve been trying to make the case that, for Trump, the duties and responsibilities of being President will fall lightly on his shoulders, if at all. Most of the burdens of leadership are self-imposed, deriving from a sense of responsibility and a desire to do what is right for the country. Presidents turn grey because…

Guess which one is the real muppet.

We call that Freedom Foam.

It’s not so bad, just keep it together Mitchy boy... Keep it together now...

I mean, maybe. There are a lot more cell towers in urban areas than rural pumping radiation into our balls, while the rural areas tend to see more usage of the tin foil hats that typically ward off those more harmful elements, including chem trails. /s

Really?

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

I’m convinced he never actually wanted to be President.

Trump: Think your staff will stay on for me?

Can we all send him KFC delivery to speed this up? I mean, it can still be due to your sister’s ESP and all....

I’m convinced he never actually wanted to be President.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

Stop this line of thinking. Nate Silver’s model was and remains correct. The majority of Americans absolutely felt (and feel) that Trump should not be president and Clinton should.

Shiny Cock Canal. (Snort) 

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the polls were correct but they caused enough complacency that people just didn’t turn out. Both sides got less votes than the last election, the difference was that Trump only lost ~500k while Hillary was down ~5m.

I think it’s more like the US is that nanny from the The Omen screaming, “It’s all for you, Damien!” then jumping off the house with a noose around her neck.

I want to see Trump’s birth certificate!

And, it’s my grandmother doing that. She posts a picture of Kellyann and Ben Carson and says,” See, how can Trump be racist/sexist?”

I have no idea how to explain even the basic 101 concept that someone can still hate a group but think one or two folks in it are a-0kay if they reinforce that person’s judgment against…