5/7 would get the hose again.

“was it raped”

How I wish I could ungrey you...

I only read audiobooks by Antarticans.

No, you should read more books by women, especially by women of color, without making it all about you and your choices and your decisions and how brave you are for doing it and you you you you you. :)

Sadly in 2016 America people get fired over arguments over their respective imaginary friends.

I’m going to request “I Am Malala.”

I just got a call from the curriculum director and even though the teacher made it seem like I had no recourse, turns out I absolutely DO and my child will be allowed to study a different book. The God that blesses Ben Carson, as it turns out, blesses heathens as well.

Clearly you care since you remember Stern was doing it since the 90s. Hashtag: DERP.

Well I’m angry as fuck that my daughter’s honors english teacher has decided that her class must read Ben Carson’s “THINK BIG” as their non-fiction study that begins next week.

Dontcha know she’s a secret lez-bean?

Yeah but they said right there that women were angrier than men...

Absolutely; it’s buried under a ton of other comments, 90% of which have stated that his voice is irrelevant, which was also the point of this post. There’s also nothing he could have said that would make the vast majority of the people currently denigrating him change their minds; his voice is effectively irrelevant.

To be honest, I struggle with the fact that anyone’s life can be irrevocably changed due to some claims on the internet. I can empathize with the frustration that, through no control of your own, someone else can change the course of your life, and the conversation of your life, with no chance for your voice to be…

“Only 309 days until our shared national misery is over.”

But he is not running. So is Hillary guilty of sexual assault? No.

Right? it’s 2016 and they record their video on a potato.

Doctors are a weird bunch. They think they own the world.

No shit, this sounds like the same logic from people who think if you have sex with the pregnant woman you might accidentally poke the baby

Do you hear music faintly?