In answer to your question, yes, and to make a further point, head-to-head polling is literally meaningless at this point.

Tell me about it. I’ve put on 10 pounds since gay marriage became legal. Coincidence? I think not.

If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Vinyl company logos people. Vinyl. Saves everyone a lot of trouble. You think the militants like driving around getting asked if they can snake a toilet real quick? Why does no one ever think of the militants?

Yep, those old F-250s were real prone to failure from drone strikes.

John Z. “Papa John” DeLorean?

He should have removed that big ass gun too. But the new truck probably had an even bigger gun on it, because Texas City, Texas is the most Texas city in Texas.

Looks like that dealership is going to be in Super Doody.

i’m infinity percent pro choice, but once the fetus is out and if it is alive, then yeah, they should treat the baby like any other premature baby—now some parents can choose for a very ill/injured/etc baby to receive only palliative care after birth, but for whatever reason, the baby was deemed able to survive out of…

Right? Maybe my xmas gifts to people this year (because I have not started shopping) will be donations to PP. I’m not even being flippant—I’m kind of on board with the idea of, “Uncle Steve, great news—I donated $100 to Planned Parenthood in your name. And it is earmarked for abortion, you fucking tool.” That would be…

I am also pro-choice, and I concur....once the baby is out and separate from the mother, it is it’s own person. and “finishing the abortion” (i.e. killing a newborn) should count as murder. The reason I am pro-choice is because a woman gets to determine what happens to her body, and I believe the baby counts as an…

Your opinion is completely understandable. Its a real ethical dilemma and its something physicians struggle with all the time. But ultimately, we can’t make the decision of whether someone’s life would be “worth living” for them. Many people with severe disabilities have enjoyable lives, and as I said below, I’m…

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

What, rslwn, your ladybits don’t feature an engraving of a map of downtown Seattle? Just me then.

Because he’s a Muslim

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

That’s sad as hell. You let the song knock you down. You didn’t get up again. You let it keep you down.

The song rules, you are a monster. I hope he is happy, wherever he is... with a whiskey drink, and a cider drink, and a vodka drink...

If you skim the scriptures, you’ll still get the basic point that Jesus was a human, then died, then came back to life. ZOMBIE.