Not just white, I genuinely think we all hold unexamined racist beliefs by the simple fact that we live in a racist society. It's important to realize it and try to get better instead of flipping the fuck out every time someone calls you a racist.

Amen. I was raised by liberal, open-minded people but even in the last 25 years elements of our culture and society train you to think a certain way. It would be ignorant and delusional for me to say I've never done or thought anything racist. The key is to acknowledge it, learn from it, and do better. Hopefully in a…

White people are so afraid of being called racist that they can't take a step back, look at their own assumptions, exercise some self awareness and say to themselves, "Yes, I am also kind of a racist, because I live in a society that, until less than 50 years ago, was trying to make white supremacy work, and my…

If you honestly think the name of the team isn't offensive, why would you feel threatened over defending a non-offensive name?

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

My face RN:

When I was little, I definitely didn't understand the concept of -boy and -girl as suffixes. In my mind, cowboys were people who rode horses and lassoed things, and they could be boys and girls. Cowgirls, in my mind, were milkmaids, who lived in the alps and hung out with Heidi (Shirley Temple) and milked cows.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

I grew up in a strictly evangelical house and we literally had ZERO words for genitals. They might as well have never existed. The most scandalous thing said was "fluff" for farting. I was not allowed to attend ANY sex ed. The closest thing to my mom talking to me about sex was, "If you ever kiss someone without my…

When my daughter was four she asked what her "front butt" was called. And I told her that it was her labia. And she said, "LABIA?!!? THAT'S a STUPID name! I'm gunna call it HOT LAVA instead." After I died from trying to choke back the laughter, I reminded her we don't say stupid.

"front butt" OMG KILL IT DEAD

agreed! mine shouted "the strap is hurting my penis!" when his carseat was buckled wonky. and then "it's not funny!" when i laughed.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

BAM. All the stars to you today Tracy, all the stars!!

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

I take it you've never seen the show.

i was just wondering to myself what i would do if i won a million dollars, and then i realized the answer was 'cry hysterically as if someone were dead' because 'cry hysterically as if someone were dead' is my reaction to all Big Things, regardless of emotion or situation.

"I'm going to hire a hit man to take out that little shit Parkyr in my 3rd period maths class!"

Could use more vegan options.