I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

I'd prefer a wet hot Cave of Wonders, but I guess a cave of drugs will have to do. At least there's no bothersome "touch nothing but the lamp" rule.

Personal story: I like working out late at night. Especially in the summer when it is 90 degrees in the sun, I prefer walking along this lit path and doing laps by walking off the trail and onto some sidewalks in an area of Kansas City.

That gif is TOO MUCH.

She is living out the dream of every burnout I went to high school with.

I think there's that, and honestly, he just strikes me as a genuinely good guy. It reminds me a little of when everyone was making fun of Howard Dean's voice cracking during the primaries- to me, it just came off as a guy who was (God forbid) having a genuine moment of non-scripted emotion in a political setting,…

I so would prefer V.P. Biden to that right-wing bore Hillary in '16. Oh, to dream!

When Paul Ryan brought up a story about a car accident I thought "You fucking moron, you really opened that particular door?"

It was a video with Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Joe Biden for the WHCD this year.

Thanks for the reminder, I forgot that going in to the last election the media had us all terrified that Joe was going to get stomped on by Paul Ryan. It sure didn't turn out that way. I think that was the one debate that no one questioned who was the winner. Biden wiped the floor with Ryan. If anything, pundits were…

The thing about Biden is the "loose cannon" reputation is purely an invention of opposition political campaigns that some in the media fell for. For decades, he has been known as one of the brightest people in the Senate. It was weird watching people on TV being shocked when he did well in debates the last two…

There you go ... that's what I've been saying about getting older: There comes a point where, as long as your family's OK, you've simply run low on fucks to give, and you choose when to give them because they're valuable and they mean something and you don't want to waste them on things that aren't fuck-worthy. I…

Fantasy me: How you doin', silver fox.

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

Crush level: Knope.