You can’t do anything these days.

If only there were a way to show idiots what forced breeding feels like.

Even if the guy was Mozart, that doesn’t mean his case should apply to every other case of rape.

“If my grandmother had had an abortion, I wouldn’t be here today,” Blanton added.

These fucking idiots that voted red in Kentucky. I am laughing in your stupid fucking face right now. They just reduced the fucking minimum wage and did away with prevailing wage! There’s your republican vote in action!

My Grandmother was Raped and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt.

“Thank goodness you were raped, right grandma?” is a thing this guy might have actually said.

If you’re a big enough asshole to point at yourself and say “good things come from rape” you are actually proof that nothing good comes from rape.

Some people who speaks Spanish think the language is misogynistic hence the Latinx. If there are a room full of women you say latinas, if the room is full of men you say latinos, and if the room is with one guy and girls you say latinos, they think this is chauvinistic. I find this very stupid.

“Latinx” is what happens when Staying Woke Goes Wrong.

I think it’s probably time to retire the “leader of the free world” label for the U.S. president.

Tenochtitlanians for Tenochtitlan!

The way to encourage good work is to support talented individuals, no matter where they’re working. Whether they’re at a Vivala or a BuzzFeed or a Huffington Post, chances are good that, unless their work is shared, they won’t be there for long. And that’s probably for the best.

1. He’ll never run for President.
2. He’ll never get the nomination.
3. He’ll never win the Presidency.
4. He’ll never create a co-dependency of our nuclear arsenal with a foreign entity.

At least he’s wearing a shirt.

Oh snap, just like the Giants receivers! I wonder if anyone, including Samer, ever made that connection??

I imagine that when he’s not coaching football, Bill slows his heart rate down to 3-4 beats per minute, just enough to survive, and avoids all human interaction until the next practice.

*BOAT TAKES INTENSIFY*

Looks like someone could have used some Adderall.

Bullshit. Max McGee played Super Bowl I hungover and is laughed about today. You know why? He caught the fucking ball.