Guess he really missed the boat on this one

It doesn’t look like Odell Beckham and his posse were interested in hauling in any trophy fish on their trip to Miami earlier this week - you don’t go deep sea fishing wearing your “tims”and baggy jeans. Unfortunately, jetting off to Miami to party with Justin Bieber during a week when they should have been laser…

Randal Cobb caught three touchdowns because he wasn’t on a boat this week!!!! That’s just boat science.

1. Why is it all dudes?

#BoatTakes had better be trending when I wake up or else you turds aren’t doing your jobs.

Bet Odell wishes he got hit by a truck in Miami and never made it to Lambeau.

The Giants defenders were just too distracted by the memory of the Giants receivers partying to break up that pass.

My dog only understands words that are food for him, so he just hears “Blah, blah blah blah Cheese blah. Blah blah beefcake, blah blah blah blah cat shit...”

Jimmy Johnson already blamed it on the boat at halftime.

haha salty giants fan.

Can’t wait.

At least Beckham is coming up big, with 1st half yardage equivalent to his jersey number and drops equivalent to the missing articles of clothing on his party boat that would make Brad tell him “no dice” at the food court restaurant.

“Only Aaron Rodgers could have thrown a ball so amazingly perfect that none of the defenders decided to try to break up the pass.”

Gotta give some credit to Jared Cook for dropping the pass on the previous play to keep the clock from running out.

I sincerely hope someone lets this bitch commit suicide. Do us all a favor and don’t waste tax payer money putting you on trial, housing you and taking care of you in prison. Seriously...kill yourself.

This has precious little to do with e-sports, I want stories about how a team of people plays another team of people in a video game and a bunch of people watch those people and then it is broadcast to another set of people who have no fucking idea what’s going on but they’re fucking idiots.

Which is absurd. I am totally onboard with endlessly mocking the NFL and its self-righteous grip on our society while still hopelessly watching a game now and then, which is the site’s coverage in a nutshell. But to be all high-and-mighty about that and recommend European soccer as an alternative while the very best…

To be fair, they really don’t like sports. An unusual predilection given the site, but there nonetheless.

This site had a long and storied tradition of pretending hockey doesn’t exist.