I think the problem isn’t with the molasses like pace of the end of basketball games, it’s that blue agave nectar is a much more healthy alternative to molasses as a sweetener in baked goods, drinks, and whatnot. I went to this awesome little bakery a few days ago, it had THE. BEST. blondie brownies. I normally prefer…

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You’ll never appeal to millenials if you keep writing articles longer than one paragraph

Got halfway through your headline before I just couldn’t even.

On the flipside, just about the only chance you have of America caring about a scandal is if it involves sex.

It’s silly to focus on debating whether pee has germs when you could just point to this.

I bet he hired two sex workers that were named Ivanka in order to get that fantasy on...

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

Trying to convince the right to accept facts....that’s just like a facepaint-wearing Black Hole Raiders fan on Tuesday morning.

As if this has any credibility to Trump supporters. He’s didn’t bring down a real sport.

This the right needs concrete facts on. Obama is a Muslim, Hillary molests kids etc. they believe with facts to the contrary. Jesus Christ people.

Nuc-Leak-er fallout

Refs actually filed a complaint against someone talking shit about them?! Tell your Uncle on Facebook to cut that shit out. It’s getting real out in these streets.

And if white people bindis are an issue, please don’t tell her about No Doubt.

If someone is going to go nuts after seeing someone in a headdress, I don’t think they’ll be safe anywhere.

Pls stop threatening my heteronormative-white fragility, thnx

Anschultz and the artists that perform at Coachella have something in common: none of them would let their personal beliefs stand in the way of a good business opportunity.

God dammit, Bernie Sanders was right... These billionaires might hate us.

But if he would have mocked anyone white, it would have been fine.

fuck islam