I used to always respond to the phrase “I don’t believe in credit cards” with “I assure you they exist” until I realized what an insufferable buttfuck that made me.

I got three sentences in and thought “this applies to the exit escalators at World Trade Center and nowhere else in the world”. What a waste of bandwidth to load this “article”.

We live in a world where teaching historical fact that should be indisputable is now viewed as a liberal agenda, so good luck.

Forgetting all the comments about forcing elders to retake driving tests, what are the odds that THIS SPECIFIC GUY loses his license? Hint, its not 100%

Happy medium would be every 10-15 years up until age 65 where it becomes more frequent.  Objective, data based requirements SHOULDN’T be controversial but then half the country thinks climate change is a Chinese plot to drain American economic resources so yeah, we’re fucked.

True story second hand from my grandfather who I trust 10000%. He was renewing his license in Iowa and witnessed an older gentlemen taking the peripheral vision test. The tester gave instructions, put your face in the visor thingy and when you see a light, tell me and say if it is on the right or left. Several seconds…

I’ve been in this position and ended up better off. Getting fired was the best thing that happened to me. I’m making 4x what I was making and that is corporate job to corporate job, not like I got let go from Lowes and have an office job now.

The fact that Brie Larson does this exercise isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement.

If this site would let me take all the stars I have ever received and give them to this comment I would.  I think assault for people taking food photos should be allowed.

Dude, this kind of crap is what drove me away from the GOP. Does she hear herself? 99% of people who own a car have no idea how it functions.  Why would this be different?  Hint, its not, but Fox’s job is to give Trumpkins a talking point to endlessly regurgitate. 

Its a shame we can’t have a pissing match that results in people getting a free round of GOOD beer.

Wait is #5 true?  Is she married to a man who blasted her physical appearance previously?

As a reformed conservative (still registered republican out of laziness) it somehow still astonishes me how intellectually dishonest the party’s surrogates are. It doesn’t matter how patently absurd and moronic the argument is, the only expectation is that they make ANY argument against a given topic to give their…

As a 40 year old married man who does absolutely nothing with non-related adults outside of work functions, the idea of a 30-entry, 100 guest chili cook-off is absolutely mind boggling.  

OK, tickling isn’t rape.  I think asking a kid if its OK to tickle is oddly creepy.  Just like I don’t think you need to ask explicit permission before you kiss anyone.  You need to read the situation.  And if you discover you misread the situation you need to stop immediately and apologize and not make it the other…

Florida!  No?  Damn, so close.

This article: Have you ever gotten a paycheck that is lower than your actual hourly rate?  Taxes.  [end]

The planet largely IS over it.  Its just special interest groups that are trying to keep politicians from getting over it.

I’m being sincere here, not trolling... do grown adults really need advice on when to go to bed? If you haven’t figured out what works and what doesn’t by say, 23-25 years old I would suspect a high correlation with making poor decisions in multiple aspects of life due to low EQ, low impulse control, etc. and an…