Voting is like driving. R to go backwards, D to go forward. 

What if your job is to masturbate while watching Trump speeches? Would that mean you’re Sean Hannity?

Pointless and meaningless, like everything Biff does.

We’ve seen this script before.

Now imagine a younger congresswoman calling him a motherfucker. I guess that’s when we’ll see a grown man piss his pants.

Obviously, this is a weirdly intense faux accent. But isn’t this a real thing? I seem to pick up certain people’s inflections, especially if it’s unique, if I hang out with them for a long period of time. I imagine it’s kind of the same with accents?

44-16 doesn’t say to me, “peculiar coaching decisions,” as much as the other team was just hands down better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to read up on the middling recruiting class of my PAC12 team and leave you to head scratch about a coach who will inevitably have your team back in the CFP next year.

Cute pooch, but that looks like some side-eye to me, Esther.

Saban was thinking “If I f-ck this up enough, Alabama will fire me and then I can go get that coaching job in Denver.”

He’s getting paid $950K to be mediocre through 2027.

Cause fuck you. Roll Tiddddddddddddddddeeeeeeee.

somebody didn’t block the guy they were supposed to block

I bet Lane Kiffin was sitting at home just giggling and giggling.

A fake field goal is no more than Going For it on Fourth and (X) And Trusting Your Kicking Unit Instead of Your Offense, and is almost always a terrible, terrible idea.  

If the defense is expecting you to not kick the field goal, then it’s not a fake field goal, and therefore not a good fake. Whether your line blocks everyone perfectly or not is irrelevant, Coach Results.

What’s with hating on dogs so much, Esther? Dogs are noble creatures and have lived beside humans for nearly as long as goats, fulfilling all sorts of needs that most certainly do not include fetching cans of Diet Coke. The living hate-filled mannequin serving the President should not be compared to our canine…

If they bring a manual Mercedes to the US market I’ll change my handle to Jennifer.

And until we know a price we can’t say with confidence if Panasonic has returned the 1200 to its DJ roots.

If you are an adult traveling to a foreign country, you must absolutely learn 10-12 words/phrases to help you get around and also demonstrate a modicum of respect for the culture and people you are visiting. This seems like common sense but I was mortified when I travelled to France a few years ago with a class of MBA…

What if the bizarre catch-fumble at the end of the first half had been called correctly?