George Lucas famously told Carrie Fisher nobody wears underwear in space, that it’s too risky. She wanted her obituary to read she died bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

You may get stripped of your Pats fandom for rooting for the team whose win would put the AFC championship game at home for the Patriots?

I look forward to the moment when trumpanzees realize they aren’t getting their tax refund without a running government.

Oh, who am I kidding? He couldn’t pull off “Green Eggs and Ham.”

Rep. Tlaib really should have gone with daughterfucker.

The only national emergency is that fucking Donald Trump is president.

Whether it’s legal or not doesn’t mean he can’t get away with it. McConnell and other Republicans are happy to play defense. Even Mitt Romney has said he’d vote for the wall. Like Flake before him, he’s for everything on the president’s agenda, he just wishes the president would be so gosh darn less impolite about it.…

Or the heroism of "Kissin'" Mitch Trubisky at the Battle of Antittiem

I’ve been giggling for five minutes over “Kam Chancellorsville”, so thank you for that.

But the people at ESPN do! They’re appealing to “bothsides” of the civil war lest anyone sympathetic to the south might be triggered!

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

You’re welcome to disagree with her tax plan idea, but the suggestion that it is extremist or unprecedented only means you’re uninformed and/or have bought into conservative propaganda about wealth and taxes

That one wasn't great, but it was rad ... ish.

Woah woah woah. Are you suggesting people actually put effort into making a sustainable change to their lifestyle? To you I say good day, sir!

The new Nancy comic predicted this nicely: https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2019/01/03

IIRC, some McDonald’s salads are higher in calories than their basic cheeseburger.

Ummm have you ever seen the salads at McDonald’s? Aside from the high-fructose corn syrup dressings, they look like the plastic salads some places put out as a display.

Yeah this guy definitely doesn’t seem like an entitled dipshit, we’re just a bunch of kid haters wew

Because they’re entirely morally bankrupt. It’s the website equivalent of a sociopathic bully.