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Is it me or was that a stage of skinheads?

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Governments don’t exist to make profits, dipshit.

You ever been to Japan? Get back to me about government, service, and trains after you do.  And if this is just a troll, let me tell you in advance to go fuck yourself.

My guess is she knew intimate details of some dealings with the Russians, or other illegal activities.  She was campaign manager. She knows they’re corrupt and should be locked up, but feels she has to keep the administration going or she goes down with them.

He is definitely not a Democrat. He’s a Republican who is mostly mad that Trump sucks at being a more effective conserva-libertari-federalist.

He’s not even a Democrat! He’s a conservative that understands and expresses belief in a moderate amount of facts. And (nothing against you) what’s scary is that the belief and expression of facts is enough for people to believe he’s a Democrat.

Yeah, but hair grows back.  I’m OK with some kind of visible brand or tattoo.

Allow me to translate from Kellyanneish:

Near the end of WWII when the Allies retook some parts of Europe, the newly liberated populace sometimes shaved the heads of woman Nazi collaborators. It’s just a random fun fact that amuses me for some reason.

the ride-or-dashiki school nurse who vowed to one day Make Hotep Great Again....

The image of the White House framed by enormous piles of garbage is as apt a metaphor as any to explain the last three years or so.

It’s almost as if EVERYTHING president dumb ass says is complete and utter pig shit.

Haven’t worked fast food since I was a wee one.

He’s definitely on coke, she’s on whatever cocktail of pharmaceuticals makes his company bearable.

Cause it looked like she needed help with his raggedy ass?

“I couldn’t control you,”

100% Agree. She can use the excuse she wasn’t prepared or as she told the crowd, “she was tired” but after driving an hour and a half to see her and my car breaking down on the road - i don’t want to hear that excuse cause hell i was tired after standing out on the turnpike and then having my car towed......and having

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

In her defense, Miami is tough on stand-up comics. I’ve seen all the new school comics come here and get intimidated. The JLN center is large and you need stage awareness to make it work. That stage is massive for 1 person to cover. Miami is not a Mecca for comedians(LA, NYC) so they don’t prepare. However as a paying