Y’all. It’s so easy to get Ecuadoran citizenship. Colombia’s pretty good, Nicaragua (if you don’t mind a little civil war), property’s cheap and they want American immigrants. I’m putting every single fucking dime away and I’m up the fuck out of this broke-ass country.

I wasn’t speaking so much to West Virginia in particular, as to that general worldview, which does currently abound in West Virginia. Though, of course, the treason for which the Confederates were pardoned was not one of genocidal straight white Christian supremacy, only dis-Unity.

Pardoning the Confederacy was a real fuck-up.

Supremacy requires constant reminder.

You still get a star!

I only know the li’l guy from the cartoons in the late ‘90s/early ‘00s, but if you need propaganda to love Bulbasaur what is wrong with you? He’s clearly the heart, soul, and muscle of that troupe.

Thank you!!!

Thank you!!! I don’t know why I had such a hard time tracking this down. I am normally not a google-moron.

There’s nothing more horrifying than the blood pact he signed with Mark Davis and the Raiders in real life, so, meh.

Even the fact that you went so out of your way to not use the word “regulations” shows how toxic the Republican anti-regulatory culture has gotten. You can’t tell people how to do things in ways that might mitigate the extinction of our (and so many other) species! What are you, some kind of Venezuelan socialist????

I swear to God many (ok 25) years ago my friend Tom had a cassette tape that I really thought was George Carlin but maybe it wasn’t because I can’t find evidence of its existence anywhere, but there was an extended monologue about how the entire purpose of humanity was to invent plastic and then be killed off by that…

One thing I’ve learned to be everlastingly true in life (and there are certainly very few of those) is that adults who write “alot” every. single. time. are invariably not worth my energy.

LOL “financial reasons” are just the plausible deniability for “I vote for whomever will ensure the greatest amount of white supremacy.”

Fuck the police, but also fuck anyone who drinks and drives. Mostly fuck everyone.

How about if we abort every fetus that has the chance to grow up to be a murderer?

I was honestly pretty sure every person of every color born before 1980 knew the words to “The Breaks.”

It’s dipshits like you who think “discussing facts and reality in an honest and informative manner” is “rooting for the middle of the country to suffer.” Lying to “the middle of the country” while prolonging and intensifying their suffering is much better, right? And you wonder why we look down on you dumb fucking…

You can’t have a reasoned debate with or wield facts and reality against bad-faith actors. Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck about coal and manufacturing jobs, so he doesn’t give a fuck about the realities of these industries’ futures, and neither do the people who are eating up his lies. They don’t want to hear…

Depending on the location, I might report the wolves to animal control, just so they wouldn’t get shot at or hit by a car after their meal.

That would set a dangerous precedent of accountability.