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I agree.. it’s one thing to drop in at the Comedy Cellar or something and run some new material that doesn’t work, but the audience doesn’t care as they didn’t prepare by buying expensive tickets, getting dressed up, going to see *you* on a holiday that’s specifically for celebration.

My opinion too. Hey Lucille Ball was a funny comic actress but I doubt she would have been good at standup. Play to your strength Tiffany.

“Tiffany Haddish has never been funny. She’s always exhibited wild, exaggerated antics, but has never told any jokes that, like Katt Williams has said, can sustain an audience for a single hour. She has sporadic one-liners, but no sustaining “joke narratives.” “

I like Tiff but, come on, people paid good money to see her and she didn’t deliver (reading jokes off her iPad? Huh? This isn’t her trying out new material in a hole in the wall joint, WTF)

Entertainers have bad nights sometimes.  But I agree to not be able to remember jokes for a NYE show which was a big night for the attendees is unprofessional.  If the jokes bomb ok, but to not remember them is like a musician going up on stage too trashed to perform (and I’ve been to shows where that happened more

Indeed. And it’s probably something tacky and cliche like Amsterdam.

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

The worst day after vacation is always January 2 because if you’re a non government/public sector employee (maybe not the best example right now) like me, there are no days off until Memorial Day. This is made worse by having a spouse who works at a college and gets every minor holiday off paid (including  the week

She posted a video before this set yesterday, she was partying hard the night before and was planning to party some more that night. In the video she couldn’t even remember the venue she was performing at, she probably wasn’t in the mind to perform that night.

The two choices can be the Democrats and the Progressive party. No one said the other choice had to be the Republicans. Republicans have become a party incompatible with life on earth, as such they’re not a realistic option.

I would say, don’t touch anyone you don’t know.

Shut up.

Not surprised, she’s a funny actress but not a comedian. Loved her in Keanu. 

lol y r *u* so mad tho?

I mean, it’s just Langston Hughs with two nouns changed.

There’s no way we get out of any presidency without war. There have only been 23 years in the history of the United States in which we haven’t been at war. Yeah, El Trumpo’s will likely be one of—if not the—most illegitimate conflicts we’ve ever been involved in, but it’s not like we wouldn’t go to war if someone else

Make no mistake: Trump wants a war. He wants to be a wartime President.

Ukraine is only a possibility for military action if Trump decides to go to war against the Ukrainian government in order hand it over to Russia. I'm only half joking here. 

A little-known fact: the entity known as “John Bolton” was created in 1979 when a coven of witches cursed a disembodied mustache to wander the Earth forever, seeking the destruction of Iran. The rest of his “body” is composed of silicone, fake blood and other viscera purchased at a Hollywood makeup store in 1981. As

If Bolton has his way it’ll be the US v. Literally Everyone Else