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You can literally die any day at any moment by anything ranging from being hit by a bus or having a freak aneurysm. Save as you will, but if you’re missing out on things you’d like to do/experience now thinking you’d be able to do them in the future anyways, just be warned.

Even worse.... Her “personhood” is in question, but the fetus’s isn’t. Gads.

Which “A Different World” did he watch?

Remind me again about why I should even bother to get up in the morning?

how about a boxing glove of Elvis playing poker with dogs?

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Oh please there’s nothing more Christmas than the song featuring a drunkard playing the piano and arguing with the missus.

Donald J Trump’s father Fred Trump was a full-regalia wearing member of the Ku Klux Klan. Taken in consideration with all of the racist things we’ve got tape of his son Donald Trump saying, I absolutely believe Trump attacks POC because he thinks they are inferior.

He looks like a foreign exchange student that’s really trying to embrace the culture but has no clue what he’s doing.

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The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

Nope. Its cool as fuck. Shutting down Nazis is cooler than a young Paul Newman lighting a cigarette with a laser while he’s riding a fucking dinosaur. There is literally nothing cooler and more American than punching Nazis right in their fucking Nazi fascist cunt faces.

Piss off. Nazi apologia deserves only contempt, and what you’re doing is nothing but enabling him and his ilk.

God, this is so fucking stupid. The only thing these people accomplished is to further alienate the moderate Nazis. Its everyone’s right to free speech and you can’t just silence people who are calling for the utter destruction and oppression of millions of other people because its dangerous or something. People need

people like dogs?

We Work sounds like something the obnoxious Neo Liberal Shills on Pod Save America would try to shove down our collective throat. We don’t you wonks go fuck yourself with a set of bulletpoints. #blessed.

Really puts into perspective how fucking worthless Trump is. As much needless suffering as Bush caused, he at least knew the most fundamental truth: that he was responsible for the life of every soldier under his command, and every single death was on his hands. He understood the gravity of his decisions. Trump does

“The check has been sent.”

Trump has claimed he has “proof” many times. He has shown that “proof” almost never. As documented by Politico’s Edward-Isaac Dovere, here are other things Trump has said he had “proof” about: President Obama wiretapping Trump Tower during the 2016 campaign, that the women accusing him of sexually inappropriate

He didn’t know a basic fact about IRAN, one of the most strategically important nations on Earth. If he has “multiple advanced degrees”, that does not speak at all highly of a military education. Maybe, just maybe, the military should spend a little more effort providing its officers with a rudimentary education about

Not just the military, but he’s an Officer In The Navy! Shouldn’t he kind of know that Iraq is basically land-locked? I mean, it has a tiny bit of Persian Gulf coastline down next to Kuwait, but that’s it. And I’m not saying that bc I looked it up on the internet. I knew that already and the closest I’ve come to being