ivanka trump is a 35 year old adult. we can make fun of her bullshit attempts to appear relatable as much as we want

Seriously. Get the fuck out with this concern trolling on Ivanka’s behalf.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

Strangely enough, the concept of Trump children shaking down the household staff for pocket change surprises me not at all.

Little as in small. As in being a small person. As in petty.

I’ll accept it. ⚡️

Yup, literally the only way that would work is if she took the route 12 yo me took and used kool-aid (because I was not clever or sneaky enough to get my hands on real dye and my parents wouldn’t let me). Otherwise, total bullshit.

You motherfucker.

Actually, I believe technically, “fucking moron” is right below “moron”.

See this has always baffled me about the US system. I’ve done jury duty in the UK, and we are literally picked at random. It’s 12 names out of a hat, essentially, and you’ll get replaced if you, a) know any of the people involved, or b) have been a victim of a similar crime/other life event likely to seriously…

I just graduated from law school, and one thing we learned in civil procedure is that juries are literally selected based on how likely a lawyer thinks they are to swallow a story. Critical thinking abilities are a deal-breaker. Anyone who knows anything - science, law, law enforcement, biology, literally anything…

• Do you ever clean your oven?

Hmmm. A big comfy La-Z-Boy so I can put my feet up, Netflix Streaming, and Mexican food.

Huck Finn is a challenging example. Filtering racism through a child’s eyes to expose the evil in it is a good use of satire, but it’s also close to 150 years old now. Those messages that resonated then are heavy handed and belligerent now.

Lol, when I read that in the article I suddenly heard my tax accountant sister yell, “TAKE THE LUMP SUM!” My sister has been telling my mom that at Thanksgiving for at least the past 15 years.

The payments are not transferable.

Are you kidding? It’s a fantastic movie. It’s so good that even Sean Bean makes it to the end.

I honestly cannot remember a single time in my life where I have stumbled on that movie while scanning channels and not stopped. Such a terrible movie, but when it’s on, I can’t look away.

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

Oh man, what a horrible story. Thank god it’s not true.