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For those interested in the adventure of the Grifter Prince and Princess, ProPublica’s article today on how Jared and Ivanka almost were (and should have been) charged with felony fraud in 2012 is excellent and very well told.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

I developed this habit when people started pressuring me non-stop about why I didn’t talk to my parents (who abused me). Initially, I’d try to just say I wasn’t close, but after they would pry more I’d look them in the eye and say “they beat me for 24 years.” That made it stop. Their horrified faces were sadly

The silence is killing us, but it’s literally what’s keeping this investigation so strong. If we had a whole bunch of leaks it’d make it that much harder to prosecute the cases that will be coming from it.

Hey we did yoga in rehab! There’s some overlap there. Whatever I see situations like this I wanted what I would do. But being a drug addict I would go HAM and it would be the worst (best?) fluke ever for me.

Robert Mueller has a sneaking suspicion that Donald Trump may try to pull a fast one and pardon some of his cronies in his inner circle before criminal charges can be brought against them in the Russian election-interference investigation.

You don’t.

fuck that, i’m not buying the dementia scapegoat people are trying to tack on to him. He is an idiot, amoral, narcissistic to the point of sociopathic asshole.

With Bill Laimbeer as James Comey.

Let me tell you guys how big of a moron this dude is. Cops and prosecutors are basically unsue-able. I’m not hating, this is an unbiased fact. The law is designed in such a way that as long as they claim that they were doing their jobs, it’s almost impossible to successfully sue for malicious prosecution or false

Ugh, phrasing.

I wish I could be shocked but frankly I’m not. I’d be shocked if they actually do prosecute her.

Don’t you dare call those white people racist! You might hurt their feelings!

No brake lights and no swerve... Distracted driving?

*Gulp* “Ahhh......
I know what you mean, Rich.”

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

Bonds is the home run king. He hit the most home runs.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

.....is there another way to make them?

Most likely would consolidate around one particular technology.