This isn’t the most outlandish theory I’ve heard in the last few years. Certainly more plausible than the thought that that asshole tRump could be president some day.

Deep cut! (no surprise, judging from your delightful offerings over at DUAN! side note: what’s a guy got to do to get outta the grey over there?).

I just chundered.

She turned to him when she was bored in her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter.

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

I’m infriending you.

If you’ve got a car full of people who know the words, “American Girl” is easily a top 10 road trip song

So apparently there’s this theory that Tom Petty and Dwight Yoakam are the same person. I guess now we’ll know for sure.

Someone should remind them having their heads connected to their necks is a privilege, not a right.

That should be on a T-Shirt. LOL

Yes, we get it. When they’re not touching little children, LA fans are violently assaulting people.

when they are being cooked and eaten by the starving masses.

I would have asked him if being white is a privilege.

Every passing day, it looks more like feeding the chicken necks of neo-feudalists like Johnson to the guillotine is becoming a necessity. If that happens, it would be a privilege for those who do it.

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

I don’t see him finishing out the season. The Vols looked just fucking inept in every aspect of the game yesterday (granted, this is a good Georgia team, but still). On the upside, my alma mater Vandy looks to have a good shot against Tennessee this year!

Nice humble brag showing off the new car and mentioning that you live in Cape Cod. I’m sure new Luxury sedans really stand out there. :)

Pontiac fiero with a painted and lined up testorossa inspired bodykit.Why is this a unicorn? Ive never seen one complete outside of magazines.

Per ESPN, that guy wasn’t a player, he was media, and he is holding a camera, so not sure why that asshole thinks he’s entitled to take his phone.

This wouldn’t have happened if he’d had a real gun on him to protect him from those fake guns.