Wrong apartment, wrong fucking floor, the key didn’t work, and she shot the dude after he opened his own door because she was trying to break in.

He’s corny as fuck, and it’s pathetic that he’s (and it actually pains me to say this) one of the best Senators in there. Like, the simple fact that he’s not a truly, viciously evil person makes him top 5% in Congress. 

This whole fucking hearing is nothing but dog whistles. 

For real, Bethesda and Chevy Chase are where senior staff and CIA heads live. 

Thankfully for all of us, video of the incident was captured and shared across all social media platforms.

Eh, no, this is actually the whitest administration since Reagan. 

Thank you. This person is not on “our” side, but the premise that anonymity precludes any meaningful contribution to actual resistance is not one I can agree with. 

Everyone take a minute and let this soak in: we live in a reality where “not Jeff Sessions” is the less desirable path. 

Seems like a lot of work - and a lot of cooning

lol Cross Colours is hip again so amateur video forensics just got harder. 

It’s happening constantly on Fox News. I think they just run a loop of stock footage for every bump or interstitial. 

Abnormal Psychology courses almost always start with, “Define ‘abnormal.’ Ok, then, first you have to define ‘normal.’” As we’ve seen, this Becky’s behavior is all too sadly normal. 

Please accept my apologies and this lovely gift:

Wholesale murder/execution is really the only way out of the shit-swamp this nation has become. 

Literally guessing:

Keep fuckin that chicken, homeboy. 

If you think sustained and credible threats of violence against the state’s only black legislator equates to “every act of racism in any state” then you’re either a clownish simpleton or a disingenuous participant in this argument, and either way I’m done wasting time on your ashy bullshit. 

Seriously, how are you so unyieldingly obtuse? Do you not think the Senator from VT would or should have some idea of this happening to the only black legislator in the state he represents, and especially since she has been bringing it up for 2 years? Fuck outta here, clown. 

They paid them lots of visits! For family holidays, and weddings, and Elks’ Club dinners, and all the other sorts of visits one would have with relatives, spouses, and close friends! 

Why would he?