Nah, homie. False equivalency isn’t how you’re gonna fuck this chicken. 

While most of these clowns are cosplaying dipshits, I still support their wholesale execution, and will gladly purchase a block of tickets for the spectacle. 

Vermont and New Hampshire are where contrarian, “libertarian,” racist white folks go to retire. 

Ol’ Ray gon’ love Massa forevah since they ain’t whip ol’ Ray for killin’ them two folks, yes suh!

Have a heart, Whitlock might need a transplant at any moment! 

I’m lying on the floor in excruciating back pain and this made it all go away for a moment. This needs to be an AI Chrome extension for all pictures of Whitlock. 

I’m begging you to keep digging this extremely stupid hole. 

Was the Bham Civil Rights Institute opened in ‘92? I grew up walking distance from it and went immediately after it opened, and I could swear it was ‘93 or ‘94, but there’s been a lot of brain-killing activities since then on my end. 

Well, Edmondson-Westside High is currently 99% “total minority enrollment” so probably not a ton of snotty white kids, even 30 years ago. ;) 

I can 100% see Bunk Moreland in high school in the ‘80s playing lacrosse. He wasn’t a “lax bro” (honestly, back then, at least from my experience, lacrosse had a lot more weird kids and a lot fewer bros) but he was down with the douchey popular ones. The Bunk was down with everyone, pretty much, though. 

Season 2 took a long time (like 3 or 4 full-series binges) to grow on me, but it has its charm.

Imagine letting your country burn to the ground to own the libs.

Precisely. Only people I know who like Tiger are shitty white folks. 

Literally everyone involved in this administration owes the majority of their fortunes to fucking over the poor in real estate. It’s why they’re engineering another major housing crisis while eliminating all consumer financial protections. 

Kilgore Trout wrote horrific prose. 

All Republicans have terrible haircuts, and terrible fashion, and terrible taste in...everything. 

I still have trouble believing it isn’t Drew. 

Yes, Christian missionaries brought it there, and they help maintain it there.

You’re either racist or actively anti-racist, no in-between. 

Eh. Fuck ‘em if you feel that way, but you got your price and still have your item of greater value. Now you just lettin’ ‘em live in your head.