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Meh. We’ve had this discussion around here before. I thought his self-own was pretty funny, and didn’t require much comeback. Thanks for your input. 

Kanye’s whole thing is “child genius” but I don’t think he’s ever gonna get to “adult genius.” 

...but then he remembered that his wife is literally famous for being pissed on by a D-List R’n’B singer and pretending to be mad the video “leaked,” and he stopped worrying. 

I wanna bring this comment breakfast in bed.

I haven’t visited 4chan in many years, thank god, but I am aware of its inner workings. What I am trying to say is that the mantle of “Anon,” even simply the idea of being fully anonymous, fits the concept and function of an avatar in its practical manifestation on 4chan and other anonymous image boards and forums.

I’d reason that San Francisco has gotten significantly less liberal, overall, as a direct result of the semi-recent tidal wave of whiteness and money, so it’s no longer such a safe bet.

Y’all. Tell me this no-culture Wasichu did not just say “black people are lazy, ignorant, stupid, and...uhhhhhhh...probably more stuff that I can’t think of and don’t feel like writing, you do it.” No wonder these milquetoast suburbanites are so terrified of their “culture” being wiped away by any contact with any

Why do people like this live in densely-populated cities? Patty here isn’t a San Francisco native, I’ll almost guarantee that. So why move somewhere you’re definitely going to be around noisy, smelly, rude, ugly, water-pushing - ugh - people literally. all. the. time. if you have such a piss-pants problem with it?

“Anon” is an avatar that allows people to express their worst, most base impulses, and encourage the same from other “Anon” avatars. Just because there aren’t names and pictures doesn’t eliminate the avatar concept. 

It’s their manipulative way of saying, “Calling me racist makes you the real racist!” All of these people are literally 4chan avatars come to life via some grotesque Monkey Paw Incident, it’s the only explanation. 

*dog-torturing, cousin-fucking hillbillies

Imagine nicely asking your neighbors to be aware of their noise level...your 8-year-old neighbors.

What’s it like being so fucking stupid?

That’s what they want. Look at how the people in this administration made their money. It’s disproportionately tied to predatory practices during the last Republican-engineered recession. 

Eh. Slaveowners (and others) had plenty of mixed babies. 

Oh, look, the middle-aged white dude from Palm Beach has a stupid reaction! This is my shocked face: -_____-

Yeah, nah, you still really don’t get it. 

Immigrants add billions of dollars to this country’s tax revenue every year. Remember when people used to care if the things they said were the complete opposite of the truth? 

Somebody backed a truck up my mother’s driveway several years ago and pulled hers out of the ground. Copper wire. 

I wasn’t worried. Hope sometimes looks like consternation from the outside, I guess.