All these places where they would stop at literally nothing to fix the situation if their football teams were ranked as poorly as their schools...

I’ll pirate it. :) Private torrents ftw!

I gotta start watching that show.

If there was an ironclad guarantee it would kill him and at least two of his three oldest children. Plus I top, and it’s broadcast live worldwide.

Hahahaha, the only way a non-acolyte can gain access to my Secret of the Thigh is by being deemed worthy enough to be eating at my house!

The thigh.

If true, would that make it any better?

I once spent 15 minutes figuring out how to order & substitute on a completely different sandwich from the one I wanted to get the same sandwich but save $0.10. Fuck wit me, think I won’t add me up some Value Meal cost...

Sort of like the definition of a “loss leader?”

Only 6 within 50 miles? There are 15 within 25 miles of me. And no Costco.

Nehlen is not a “white nationalist,” he is a straight-up frothing-at-the-mouth Nazi.

Randy Bryce?

Are there any video game “pros” who aren’t childish, racist, sexist, homophobic shitstains?

Many of them hand-picked by Donny Dipshit, himself.

These tweets are literally Trump laying out, publicly, as specifically as possible given the context, how Russia should be able to handle these missile attacks. It’s essentially giving away classified intel regarding military operations over Twitter in order to help Russia coordinate their defense.

Paper Boi puts up with Bibby’s bullshit for one reason only: he trusts him with his hair.

“You wanna see the emails I’ve received threatening me and my family?”

Yeah, it’s a slow day for me, too.

Citation needed. I’ll wait.

This thread encapsulates the rampant racism and bigotry here at Jalopnik. You people are pathetic.