I dunno, Andy, what kind of message does it send?

Every single cop is your enemy.

Define “actual Nazis.” Maybe not literally-card-carrying, out-and-proud National Socialist fascists to the extent of Bannon, Gorka, and Miller, but everyone there worships at the altar of White Power, and I don’t really make a distinction after that.

he’s still armed, dangerous and a cop.

it was not our intention to stir up racial tension

He has proven his ass-ness by marrying this wretched, haunted corn-husk wrapped around a noxious cloud of evil and Jean Naté. Anything bad that happens to either of them is fine with me.

Michael Cohen is a 51-year-old attorney to the “president” and he has UFC paraphernalia in his office.

Now you’ve made me feel bad about my own massive pile of dishes.

Irrational times, for sure. My worry is that the goalposts are moving so far. We’ve swung so insanely right that we are having to root for one great evil to wipe out another, greater evil just so we can get back to fighting the regular demons.

I do not. Do you know a Jiffy Lube employee who says “pulls my neck up?” Because I thought I just made that up. Alas, there truly is nothing new under the sun.

It’s a metaphorical “hard ‘r,’” fam.

These are people who think they lived the black experience through their maid growing up.

Fam.

I was all prepared to be like, “If you put something on Facebook you can’t be mad that people share it,” but this child care center posting videos of people’s children, especially when they have been specifically prohibited from doing so by the family, that shit is fucked up.

He’s not the last, he’s just the most penis-y about it.

White “Christians,” mostly.

Time stamp is usually the best clue. Anything before 7:00am is the skidmark himself. Usually the afternoon/evening ones are some cuntrag aide like Stephen Miller, but I think the 5:42p one up there is him because of the “well built building” aside that is classic Donnie Skidmark.

Yes.

the judge seemed incensed that the teen didn’t seem appropriately sorry.