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I had a housemate who is still a friend of mine and for the most part was fine other than normal stuff like his own room being pretty messy and not washing dishes when he used my pans to cook. Annoying, but not outrageous. He was apparently an occasional sleep walker though. One day I came home to find him passed out…

Sounds like mostly a nightmare but what's wrong with putting things in your ass?

You say eyebrows but all I can see in the cover picture is those big, juicy lips.  

20-14 is a record of a good team.  I'd hesitate to say "very good."

Wait, the fries are like the best thing at In-n-Out (or at least they were 14 years ago when I lived in L.A.)

Nba fandom definitely skews younger than other major sports leagues.  That may not be the case for people sitting right next to the court, though. 

Does MLBTV have time machines to go back in time and put cameras at games where there were none?

Des MLBTV have time machines to go back and put cameras in games where there were none?

I don't have kids so I guess this post isn't for me

Not that I expect anyone outside of Memphis to give a shit anyway, as usual, but it's actually been great to be a grizzlies fan recently, especially since the trade deadline.  Their pickups around the deadline have been productive and Conley has played some of the best basketball of his career.  

I like him as a player too, but I’m afraid the best fit for him might be to be a high possession guy on a tanking team

And all you need to do to learn that material is go to high school and pay some attention.  Since most people taking that test are in high school, I'd say that part is already covered for most people. 

What is a rhetorical device?

Does the new York post cover basketball?

In the garbage eastern conference, why the hell not?

He probably unequivocally would have if he hadn't joined the warriors. It's harder to see though now that he has. Giannis will trump both if/when he gets a jump shot

Its sports news "without access," remember?

Is it possible that China is so high and above everyone else on that list because they're the ones importing everyone else's plastic, and they've reached their upper limit on how much they can take? 

This is excellently reported and written, thanks for the read!