Imo the play from a few days ago where he threw it off the back of the backboard while trying to inbound it was more depressing.  Either way let's face it, if the millennial GOAT can't even inbound the ball, it might be time to hang it up

Thats a weird thing to think, since he hasn't done that in 15 years

Jimmy's up there but no one is trying as hard as Kyrie.  My All Corny All Stars though, for sake of argument: Kyrie, Jimmy Butler, Durant, LeBron, and... I'm not sure who's the other.  Westbrook comes close but he's been out of the spotlight most of the year. 

I'm worried about Justin. 

In a league that could put the now defunct Monsanto to shame, I believe Kyrie is the corniest basketball player alive

You raise a fair point

Theyve been among the most classless home crowds in all of sports for years now

Im shocked millennials are picky about food. 

Also, what I personally know as “German potato salad” is a delicious vinegar based potato salad (with bacon). Likewise, a vinegary slaw is often the best. Nonetheless, a mayo/mustard potato salad with hard boiled egg and paprika is hard to beat.

Also, the best mayo isn't mass produced. It's made with raw eggs, mustard, maybe some garlic or lemon, salt, and a neutral flavored oil.  

As long as you refuse to ever enjoy a sauce or dish that has mayo as an ingredient, I accept this take. Big Mac sauce/comeback sauce/1,000 island/whatever you call mayochup with relish must all be disgusting to anyone who hates mayo; or, that person is a pissbaby who won’t be pleased.

I was confused at first cuz I was like "didn't the Washington hockey team just win the Stanley cup a year or two ago?" and then I understood the fuckup.  Which is weird, cuz didn't the Philadelphia football team just win the super bowl a year of two ago?

I was all Bernie last time but it's a real bummer there hasn't been another great candidate since to fill the void.  He might be electable, but it sucks that the Dem party might have to resort to "yeh he might have some crazy ideas but at least he's also an old white guy"

I’ll admit when I was scrolling my deadspin feed and found a jezebel article titled “Tristan Thompson is a shithead,” I should have assumed this piece about a fringe NBA player was a garbage celebrity gossip article. But I was just curious enough to click through and find out. Here we are.

What makes you think Mr. Ortiz didn’t do his job as a caddy and advise Kuchar as to the right clubs to use, angle to take, etc.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. Really killing it, on serious topics and less serious ones.

Lol

If they can get a better offer in the summer, they *should* wait for it.  It's not just Anthony davis who might be affected by them taking a lesser deal.  What of new Orleans fans?  The pelicans are surely one of the likeliest teams to be moved to another market, and as a fan of another such team, I'd be super bummed…

I intended to indicate that there are a multitude of ways former Dookie point guards can self-immolate, but I think we’re on the same page.

That makes a lot of sense