Also don't ride motorcycles

I thought Canadians were nice?

I *am* a baseball fan and I think 10 year contracts are ridiculous.  A guy can sign a 5 year contract and get paid 30mil+ a year and get paid what he deserves.  Long term contracts are dumb and ignore too many outside variables that could come up.  

If he acts like an entitled asshole when he’s not playing and a defensive liability when he is, teams won’t be much interested in him either

Nah. Funny, clean hecklers make the whole experience better for everyone.  Some players actually engage respectful hecklers and it can make for some fun times and happy memories.  Part of why I love Larry Walker is how much he engaged fans in the right field bleachers at Wrigley when I was a kid.  Heckling can be fun. 

It would be a lot easier if it were just white people believing batshit insane conspiracy theories 

Did I fall asleep for four months?!

What does emotional maturity have to do with intelligence?

My brother is decidedly not an idiot.  He's quite brilliant, actually. But... still dumb when it comes to sport things.  Which makes the "these people are idiots" argument overly reductive and unconvincing. 

I'll forgive the misuse of the term "barbecue" for the reminder that Ashley feinberg is a truly unique, generational talent that benefits everyone graced by her worldview

I stopped around the same time, but for me it was due to boredom

I bet female gymnasts who devote their lives to perfecting the form are just as annoyed by it as you. 

*Roman

Is this a serious question?

Did he die or something?

So yeh, i get that hangers are used for unsafe abortions, but what's the connection between a plastic hanger and being pro-life? Like... Is it just a "both of these things are related to abortion" type joke?  It's a stretch. 

*insert joke about how he belongs in Miami because a dornishman is at home on the southern coast*

Came here expecting old man to be shouting about alley-oops.  Left a little confused.

My brother who loves to brag about his high School sports exploits of yesteryear (and who went from loving lebron to hating him to loving him again) thinks curry is a cocky showboat.

I dunno, he sounds like a slightly more intelligent Trump to me