I think there’s a decent chance the combination of being filmed next to Peter King and video proof he doesn’t know how to pour a beer may have contributed to his current predicament.

As a grizzlies fan who loved the atmosphere in the FedEx forum during the team's prime grit and grind years, and who hoped for maybe just 2 home games this spring to recapture some of that magic, and who unwittingly served omri casspi and a tall man who resembled former NBA star Chandler Parsons dinner about a month…

The best big 10 team is usually at least as good as the best big 12 team.  The sec dominates, the acc outside of Clemson is about on the same level as the big ten and big 12. 

Lol

Im just glad they got in so I wouldn't have to listen to my brother bitch and moan all year about how overrated Ohio State is and how notre Dame never gets the credit it deserves

Draymond needs to start shooting. It doesn't make sense for someone who was a halfway decent to slightly subpar 3pt shooter to suddenly totally shit the bed. He needs to get out of his head and start chucking

...it's 120 yards? And since we have technology we can measure these things?

Its no worse than their garbage actual team name

Worry not, good sir.  I'm white as shit and have recently started saying "I'm here for..." Also Charlotte wilder's above tweet fits your theme as well: "miss me with..." But the user base of these phrases in my experience is already pretty racially diverse anyway

Is it not still a goal anyway since it lands beyond the goal line, despite bouncing back out?

LOL

Really?

As a grizzlies fan, you're damn right we're not trading Dillon Brooks and draft picks for Kelly fuckin oubre.  In fact, I'm kinda pissed they were ready to trade *any* draft picks for Kelly oubre.

Hmmm... That's interesting.

TIL it's easy to play in the majors for 11 years

Lede*

Yeh.  A lot of people were hype for him, based mostly on his measurements and euro highlight clips.  He looked like he could be great when he was drafted. A lot of players fit that rubric, actually. That's how sports work. 

Grasping at low hanging fruit isn't particularly impressive

How do the rich stay rich

Thats not really relevant