do people call miguel cabrera cabby? i’m familiar with miggy, but never cabby

no shit trump takes the bad and brings it to its zenith. i’m a liberal leaning, obama supporting trump hater, but it’s not funny or realistic to pretend obama didn’t contribute to some deplorable shit during his presidency.

i mean, yeh, he absolutely was doing that. doesn’t make HDM trash, but you’re not taking it in properly if you don’t pick up on that hate, imo

drone warfare

much love to you and hope that you find that peace some day

As someone who has never and will never live in New York, I could not give less of a shit about the Mets and I’m frankly baffled anyone regards them as the nadir of baseball. They’re not that bad. They’re meh. Also, this play occurred in their strategic favor.

i remember when ovechkin was the hot young prodigy, which makes me feel old in a way, but as a man a few months younger than him, it’s great to celebrate his success as a champion, even though i likewise don’t give a single god damn about hockey and especially haven’t done so in awhile since having given up on espn…

i almost always getting a blowjob after getting fucked in the ass.

you’re doing it wrong

not in memphis they aren’t

every public pool you have ever been in has pee in it. i don’t get the fuss over it, but whatever. sure, maybe it’s gross to think about people doing it, but people do it, and it doesn’t really affect anything.

My guess is that at some point he was like “damn hell yeh I’m gonna take these three big ass slices back to my hotel!” and drunkenly ate them in transit, and drunkenly forgot he ate them.

how... is his name pronounced?

Theres actually only one Denny’s in my city, but we’re also one of the most obese cities in the country, so I guess we don’t need the help.

You’re probably right, but I like to imagine that Bjorn Borg is surreptitiously a member of the commentariat. So... 4? I don’t know how many he has.

Thats literally what happened

this is a joke about how philadelphians say water, right? i think i get it, but i’m a southerner that doesn’t really fuck with the northeast so i dunno for sure

see my reply to BT47

the announcer at 0:53 says “so it’s now a 1-2 count rather than the 2-2 count” maybe he was mistaken and that clears up my confusion

i guess my main question would be - are the other circles of hell equally disgusting and graphic?

classic literature dante’s commedia divina may well be, but from what i remember the visual aesthetics dante encounters in the poem are pretty fucking graphic and gruesome. i couldn’t say whether the lust level of the…

i don’t know whether to laugh or cry at dante’s inferno being referred to as “greek mythology”