“Shouting down people who disagree with you is the mark of a precious snowflake/know-nothing idiot.”

??? the basis of your argument was “Cooking bacon in the oven is for losers I wouldn’t trust in a kitchen.”

see the dissonance there?

i guess my rejoinder would be - do you know people who have a good oven with well…

my favorite beer is made by my favorite brewery, wiseacre, which is a local one in a city that has gone from 1 or 2 respectable breweries to 7 or 8 over the course of the last 5 years or so. at the same time, the furthest place i personally have witnessed that sold beers from my favorite brewery was a city 3 hours…

fried cheese curds were what my friend who brought me to culver’s for the first time raved about the most. they were fine.

just because it isn’t too sweet doesn’t mean they’re complementary 

i get that part, but why doesn’t it count as a ball in the count?

lol

this comment is following the conceit that you aren’t just a bored troll:

literally the only context i know for descending testicles is directly related to age and development.

my comment had literally nothing at all to do with genital adequacy. it was purely a comment on age/level of maturity. i feel like it came…

TIL implying someone is young has anything, at all, to do with toxic masculinity

TIL bloggers think restaurants/bars don’t have cameras

i think you meant to use a regular colon instead of a semicolon. or maybe you meant to use a semicolon and you were wrong. i’m fine with either possibility.

and then when people pay attention he’s like “what?! why is everyone so obsessed with me?! the thing i totally did isn’t the thing you say i did even though i did it but god just let me live my life!!!”

counterpoint - there’s a backserver at my work named braydon and he’s a goddamned sweetheart

...when did the internet officially become full of people who can’t recognize trolls and/or decide to waste precious moments of their lives to respond to them anyway because they’re just as bored?

interesting

...you might wanna wait until your testicles descend before you try to form an opinion about this

same! and i’ve learned since that expecting/wanting “constant communication” is extremely unhealthy and detrimental to a positive, working relationship!

the final score of this match was 10-1.

clearly, trevor bauer’s intent was to say “Bout to Do 9+1 to 1"

i can’t believe people who unironically refer to people as “folks” still think anyone will take them seriously.

i call bullshit on potato-y fry girl. sure, i’m familiar with randos thinking mcdonald’s fries are the best, but literally no one in the history of the universe is “like, a big fan of soggy fries.”

he was likewise very amusingly drunk on an episode of doug loves movies a few years back. i couldn’t say the exact episode but i know he appears alongside leonard maltin.