Much as I always want to revel in the utter incompetence of these idiots, this half-assed explanation actually makes me think that they got fucked with. You really can’t find that image accidentally. Searching google images for “presidential seal” in a variety of ways turns up shitloads of... the actual presidential…

Okay, but just spitballing here, say a Presidential candidate who wants Medicare 4 all gets elected and passing Medicare 4 all isn’t in the cards because of the alignment of the Senate, but other lesser reforms are?

Most of these aren’t plans at all, but typical political mumbo-jumbo.

Student loan debt is not discharged in bankruptcy. It’s “guaranteed” in so much as you’ll have it following you around for the rest of your life unless you pay it.

The government guarantees loans by making laws that make them ineligible for bankruptcy judgments.

So.... lie to kids then...? That doesn’t seem like a worthwhile plan.

Here’s a crazy idea, let’s go back to a time when the government didn’t guarantee student loans! Watch as the cost of education plummets after 70-80% of students declare bankruptcy after graduation to get out from student debt!

Was scrolling for this reference.  

Racist Penn Gillette can go fuck himself.

I hate him, but how did Trump not win this round? Mueller basically said the President is above the law. This isn’t him pissing his pants in fear, it’s him realizing that he doesn’t need to bother with any of this bullshit. He’s not terrified. He’s beligerant.

“Okay, fine. You win. Being a slave-owner doesn’t make you racist.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

The Good Dinosaur is listed as a Disney film, but it should be with the Pixar films.  Granted, it’s pretty bad so nobody should consider it, but still. 

Average slave trader: “Damn, this is all you got? You got any white slaves? No, huh. Just blacks. Ok. I’ll take six, but I’m not happy about it.”

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I am, and will always be, a huge fan of Tron: Legacy. Loved the effects, the look, and the incredible score. :D

If you think this service is going to flounder I have a fish in the Little Mermaid to sell you.

They will, they’re just waiting for previous streaming licences to expire

If Trump has exposed anything, it’s the weak fucking nature of the apparent laws and “norms” that govern our own government. They mean nothing.