I drive a 2002 Prius. Today, 10.23.2013, I still get 44.4 mpg, and I treat her like the workhorse commuting bitch she is. No babying. Just a lot of highway miles.

The best I ever got was 49.8 mpg. Never got 50. Never. Haven't got above 46 for about three years now. :(

Hurts your head? Are you kidding me?

New Orleans has a basketball team?

The EcoBoost in my Ford Flex is identical right? Right?

13 years? Seriously? Uh-oh.

I was disturbed at how short the shower was.

"That is unheard on in F1, ..."

Roger that. He should be showing the T-Bird and the Cougar from that year.

Bingo.

Wait, so we're going back to calling them serial rapists now?

You don't really see it in this clip, but I have it on good authority that Arnold's hand was pretty swollen.

Dude, I own a Mad Max car, I totally gave in to my inner 5-year old. I now have a 5-year old too, and he LOVES it when the engine revs. He gets it it too.

I'll chime in here since I actually own an XB Falcon:

Ours was, out the door after taxes, and with a 6-year warranty on everything but gas and tires, $40,100k. I think sticker was something like $34.5 or something.

After my Saab was crushed in an accident, guess what we got ... yup, a Flex.

Yeah, those fins man. Love them. :)

I'm looking for a coupe with bench seats (want to do some exotic upholstery and the bench is going to be much better for that) but I'd take the sport coupe buckets if that was what was available.

I'm considering getting into a 1963 Ford Fairlane, but I'm not feeling the Falcon/Valiant route.

"I teach college. I would say that around 50% of my students who come in don't know what "those thingies that you put around dialogue" are called. They don't know paragraph structure. They can't critically think their way out of a paper bag. They can take a rockin' good test, though."

You guys still have Rick Perry right?

To be fair, Texans have never made me hate the world. I'll give you that. Shake my head and say something along the lines of, "Oh you", yeah, definitely. Heck, even Dallas can't get me to hate. Ok, hate, sure, but not hate the world like L.A. can.

Then again, I've never been to…