I think it’s safe to say we’re looking at our 2024 republican candidate.

“Not all stars, of course, but just being in the NBA makes you one of the 450 best basketball players in the world.”

The ball took flight, the man ain’t right. Kershaw’s blight brings the Mets delight. 5 balls headed out of sight, he shows no fight. A’ight?

+1 fire escape

I would agree to this if MLB also agreed to outlaw the Boston accent...and Red Sox fans...and the entire franchise.

Why doesn’t my girlfriend ever give me any props for my 16 second immaculate ejaculate?

Everyone relax, this is just locker room talk.

All of these guys have taken the high road with their “exit tweets”. Nice severance package I presume.

People who use summer as a verb should be dragged and quartered.

Is it realistic to think he went to the KBO, juiced for 5 years, and his 2017 body is the result of that? Reaping the residual effects of that while laying off the juice? Signing a 1-year deal with his roided out body to get a long-term deal, knowing he will not maintain the same success?

Sam Hinkie rolling over in his office hours

Here in Philly, the local sports radio bros are convinced he’s coming here.

What salary can a first overall pick in the WNBA draft expect?

Damn. That Seuks Dood.

TJ Rivera has hit at EVERY level (including MLB). Give the kid some damn at bats.

How do you think he does it?

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

The best party about Phillies games nowadays is that they are SO bad that by June you can scalp in for $5. When hope is finally lost and the beer is more expensive than the tickets, you know summer has truly arrived in Philadelphia.

Hopefully next they can catch all of the kids I meet online who have fucked my mom.

I’m more content with them paying Bobby Bonilla than Tebow.