Finally, Ramsey Boltin’!

Gone are the halycon days where an NBA star can spurn the spotlight and blow off the steam by simply taking a bro-trip to a banana boat island. There might need to be some sort of weeklong retreat at Uncle Lebron’s Cabin to sort this one out.

The fuckin’ Knicks. Doesn’t that count? That’s what I’m usually saying when I talk about my squad.

13 year-old me taking a lead off of first base. Pitcher tries to pick me off so I slide back into first. He made a terrible throw and the ball skipped in and hit me square in the mouth. I had braces at the time and my braces got stuck to the inside of my mouth. Ran off the field crying, looking REAL lame in front of…

It’s annoying how often the broadcast team alludes to the drinking at these games. Do you know how drunk I get at CBP? I’m actually not sure, ask my parole officer.

That joke was zo-so

The prince that was promised

JUST SELL THE TEAM ALREADY

That’s not gonna help his DRS metrics

I haven’t seen a transformation like this since Gandalf

That’s what happens when you build your franchise on an ancient-Indian burial ground 

What a Maccababy

It’s a great year to be a sports fan in NYC :(

I’m pretty sure Purdue was just trying to run the clock out in the 4th but kept breaking 20 yard runs 

Looks like he’s getting some good mentoring from Chase Utley

I am loving all the wrestling coverage on Deadspin lately. OBJ is my favorite Diva.

I need a job where my default font type is Comic Sans

What I hate most about the Yankees is that Michael Kay is only 57 years old. 

“Break a leg, boys”

The PSU/OSU game on the 29th will probably be the national game of the day, possibly college game day’s destination that week. I am very excited to watch as he digs his grave deeper and deeper with each interview he gives to ESPN and the rest of the national media that week. Also excited to see if ESPN is dumb enough…