I hate shaving, especially the bikini area. My solution is skirts with a tankini top (because I have muffin top). Lands End has cute ones in 2 lengths. Short if you like showing your legs, or mid-thigh if you prefer to cover up. I go for the longer length because I hate my thighs. I never have to worry about…

Lush Ocean Salt Scrub. I love it.

It's not cheap, but Lush Ocean Salt scrub is great.

I only use my Sephora points for mascara. At some stores, if they don't have a mascara as one of the rewards, you can ask, and they'll pull a sample out of the drawer.

When I was pregnant was when they first started warning pregnant women about eating fish. It was so confusing I just gave up fish for the duration of my pregnancy because I could never remember which ones I was allowed to eat and which ones I was supposed to avoid. Sounds like they are still conflicted, 10+ years…

She should be ungrayed based on her screenname alone. That's my daily poison.

Gin all the way. Was so sad when vodka beat gin in the alcohol battle. (Not that I'd throw vodka out of bed for eating crackers, I just prefer gin.)

Nearly killed my computer by spilling gin on it when I laughed at your posts. All the stars for you, because one just isn't enough:

Because everyone knows that olds use AOL. I can say this because I am an old. And I use AOL.

I came to post "hello, Jordan Catalano" but you beat me to it.

It works pretty well. At a minimum, it makes the conversation less adversarial.

The exception that proves the rule, with special circumstances that explain it.

Still want whipped cream.

The whipped cream on your pie is making me crave whipped cream.

You get a gold star for your powers of observation—except Kinja is being Kinja and won't let me post my trademarked gold star :(

THANK YOU. Before I even read them, I tried to thank you by sending chocolate and a glass of wine (not knowing what your poison is), and every time I got Kinja'd. It's not letting me upload images :(.

Pretty pretty please? Even when I paused the video, I couldn't read the other headlines on my computer. Don't know if it's because I'm old or my computer is old. (We're both really old.) Can you post the headlines in the sidebar? I'm sure I'm not the only one who can't read them...

PREACH.

I like that she doesn't blame her dancers, as a lot of people thought she might.

I always felt that their belief that their kids didn't lie to them had more to do with how they saw themselves, than how they saw their children. "I'm such a great/cool/loving parent, my kid would never lie to me. I have a different (better) kind of relationship with my kid than my parents had with me."