Love your screen name. I may be the only person who understands it. I wrote my thesis on Emily.

Use Bare Minerals Locked and Coated. It is a clear topcoat that you use over your mascara of choice, and it makes your mascara waterproof, smudge-proof, and flake-proof. I use different mascaras everyday (I have about 15 because I’m a mascara junkie) and it works equally well with every brand. It is not expensive…

I remember those days. I read a lot of classics too.

A case of Corona and limes would be the best end of year teacher gift EVER. Do it.

There is a fix to make mascara last. Bare Minerals makes a clear topcoat mascara (to put on over whatever mascara you use) that makes your mascara smudgeproof and waterproof. And it REALLY works. It's only $12 and it delivers. Single best cosmetic product ever. Works better than any waterproof mascara I've ever…

My friends call me the mascara queen. I'm obsessed. I buy the mascara assortment every Christmas, it gives you a bunch of samples and a few full size. Pro tip: they actually sell 2 mascara assortments, and the smaller one is always better (as well as being cheaper). The smaller box is the best of the best. The…

I prefer woman up. Or "She's got ovaries."

Just like those super fancy designer Barbies are really for adult collectors, why can't Lego start making kits for adult collectors? Starting with this one?

OMG. The possibility of punching Lego Scalia, or throwing him across the room, makes me want Lego judges EVEN more.

Maybe LEGO City has a crime problem because they don't have any judges to sentence the criminals!

You finally explained it so I understand. Now I understand the people who comment when they clearly haven't read the articles. But your explanation just makes me love you more instead of hating you.

I'm going to share my new hobby and my new expression with you. I made it up today and I'm very proud of it. Had a hard day? I crawled into a bottle of gin (or vodka, or tequila, or rum—whatever) and did laps.

I am so lucky that my daughter can ride her bike to school. I never have to deal with this shit either.

I was thinking the same thing in response to sui-generis before I even saw your post...

Sorry. I'm not approved yet here either. Thought I was. Let's all have a party together in the grays!

Sorry, I thought I was approved for Pictorial, but I'm not yet :(. Let's have a party here in the grays.

Agreed. (Responding to get you out of the grays).

Replying to get you out of the grays. Joan Didion is way out of my league too. Yes! I want to see this adjudicated in shade court. Didion v. Salinger.

Congrats on being ungrayed. I threw myself a little party when I was I ungrayed. Here's a special sparkly gold star for your accomplishment: