And, probably like using sunscreen, something that must be done religiously from the 20's onward. (Never used sunscreen or eye cream or did any of those things that would be helpful now. Thinking of getting in the hot tub time machine for a do-over.)

Agreed. But there are products with near magical powers to cover/conceal that which makes me look old!

Not if it makes you bereft of dark circles/bags/wrinkles!

I go to the stores which limits my temptation. I'm not good at picking colors so I always have to ask for help in the store to know which shade to buy.

Benefit erase paste because I'm old and could put a week's worth of groceries in the bags under my eyes. With concealer, erase paste is the bomb on dark circles/bags. I also got the new Bare Minerals Complexion Rescue. It's a tinted moisturizer/sunscreen that can be worn alone instead of foundation for light…

I only wake up with blood on my mouth after devouring last night's fling like a black widow. The human blood keeps me looking young enough to go without makeup just like these women. Teen models. Just like me. No make up necessary.

I just tried it and found that it did take off my foundation a little bit. I'm old so I have to use erase paste AND concealer AND foundation under my eyes for my bags/dark circles. Next time I try this, I'll do my eyeliner with tape before foundation and concealer.

For fixing mistakes try Almay oil-free makeup remover sticks. They are basically q-tips with eye makeup remover in them. They work really well. Won't help you make perfect cat eyes but will completely remove the wispy reminder of your failure so it won't taunt you. They're cheap too.

To be honest, I don't remember that many details from the movie (probably on account of it not having a plot...). But Matt Bomer as a Ken doll, THAT I remember.

Gold star for you my dear. LOL. Are politicians in the running?

I didn't go to see Magic Mike for the plot. I went to see it for Matt Bomer. I was not disappointed. The Ken doll thing alone was worth the ticket price. I fully intend to see the second one, hopefully with my girlfriends after several drinks. Can't wait. Not expecting a plot on that one either.

I've seen it in SECOND GRADE. Middle school seems sadly respectable by comparison.

I've always said I want to be Sophia. I eagerly await getting old enough to say whatever the fuck I want with no filter and getting away with it because I'm so old.

This is one of the sweeter gifts I've ever heard of a husband getting his wife. Gold star for you:

She is also the extremely rare example of someone who fought the Church of Scientology and won. She seems to be quiet and go about her business, but she did what very few have done successfully. She must be both strong and smart.

He may have advised her to get the phone.

When Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise, there were reports that she had a secret cell phone that she used to plan her exit. At the time, part of me thought, really? Now I just think she was smart as hell to have it. How sad. Glad she escaped with her daughter.

Also caused by not having sex for a while and then having lots and lots of it, as can happen in a long distance relationship. The first time I ever had one, I had just returned from a weekend with a BF in another city. I didn't know what was happening, but the other women at work, who kept noticing me going to the…

Is it just me or does she look like the love child of Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhall?

Responding to bring you out of the grays. I agree. There is nothing like a first person account of the horrors of FGM and its long-term effects.