Anyone else get the impression that at first Matthew was throwing the game on purpose? I felt like he broke the one of himself in the beginning out of pity for Fallon until Fallon got ahead and then his competitive juices kicked in.

She's Greek. We have olive oil flowing in our blood, keeping our skin youthful.

How had I never heard this song? (probs because I don't listen to country). But now Day Drinking is my new theme song. A whole song about getting day drunk. Hot damn.

The holidays are coming. Tell someone you want one!

I can cook too. My husband can do plumbing but electrical work is the one thing he pays for because you can't mess around with that (other than installing a light or an outlet). I always wished I was handy, and I'm not, so I married someone who is. I am so happy he is raising our daughter to be able to fix stuff. …

Not even in my fantasies. And as many women have pointed out, some of my fantasies are things I have no desire to ever do in reality.

I've always told my daughter there's a kid store where we can take her back and exchange her if we want too... (I know, such a bad mom)

My husband started taking our daughter to the Home Depot builds when she was 2 (now they have an age requirement, but when they first started they didn't). I've taken her a couple of times when my husband has to work. She's the only kid who shows up with her own tool box filled with real tools. And she knows how to…

My daughter started getting real toys when she was three. Someone thought it would be cute to give her toy tools (Daddy is a carpenter) and she didn't understand why the saw wouldn't cut. She's had her own toolbox filled with real tools forever. Last Christmas she got a Dremel. She'll be like you and be able to…

As a woman, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it is not quite as common as noreasontoburn thinks...I have never heard women talk about doing that.

Many moons ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was young and single, I remember having similar fantasies because that was what I wanted most and didn't have. So, no, I don't think you're the weird one. Or if you are, we can be weird together.

Yes, on this site, you may be the only one.

I had to go and look...

If they're into pain, that's fine. My response it usually to ask if they get novocaine when getting a cavity filled at the dentist. Yes? Then why the fuck would you want to deliver a baby without something to block the pain? You won't get a cavity filled buy you'll do that naturally?

I'm not over everyone leaving either. I have abandonment issues. Dodai and Lindy and Callie. I miss them.

You win the increasingly rarely awarded Carol Burnett Special Gold Sparkly Star. Since I regret I have but one star to give to a post that deserves so many more:

Are DQ tacos possibly region specific? Like just in Texas or the Southwest?

I agree but I was thinking of when she is an adult and the relationship dynamic will be different because I will no longer be responsible for her actions and for teaching her right from wrong. I'll still be her mother but we can do more friend stuff.

This is my goal in life. That my daughter and I will be best friends even though now I have to be strict mom who lays down the law when needed.

There were a bunch of stories a few months ago. Google "Jaden Smith Emancipation." His parents, who are clearly truly great parents, took it in stride. Or maybe it was a media generated fake story, but at the time it seemed true.