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When you are a parent, you are never cool to your kids, no matter who you are. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett seem pretty cool to me. Their son talked about getting emancipated from them. Usher's son says he can't sing. What will my daughter think of me? I'm not nearly as cool as them...

How? How can anyone wear them all day at work? That's almost as bad as wearing them at Disneyland. Ouch. Although I had one friend who must have had feet of steel. She taught kindergarten and regularly wore 4 inch heels. On her feet and moving all day and she swore they were comfortable for her. Go figure.

They are comfy as hell, and cute, but I find them too hot for summer in LA. I only wear mine when its cold. Maybe people wear them when their feet hurt from wearing 5 inch heels?

I know. And the thing is you are walking/standing ALL DAY when you're at Disneyland. I am amazed at the heels there.

It's definitely a city of dichotomies. Either flip flops or Uggs or 5 inch heels.

I'm shocked California isn't higher. I live here and I can't believe the high (4 or more inches) heels that women wear to work, to the grocery store, to the park, to Disneyland.

Another Aerosoles fan. They really do have cute shoes alongside all the sensible boring ones. I'm always getting compliments and people don't believe me when I say where I got them. The only shoes that don't hurt my bunions.

I have granny bunion feet, so I can't wear high heels, but the podiatrist told me a 2 inch heel is better than flats for me. Aerosoles are the only things that don't make my feet hurt and they have cuter shoes than you would think. Lots of 3 inch heels (because I can't wear them I notice how many they have) that

You can get through anything once. My morning sickness was bad enough that it was a big factor in not having a second child. And morning sickness is way worse than a hangover. With a hangover, once you get everything out, you're done. With bad morning sickness, you're never done vomiting. You'll just dry heave if

As I posted above, they're even better when you make them with root beer and vanilla vodka. You're welcome.

We had root beer floats on the 4th of July this year. And they were magical. They were made with Frosty's root beer, ice cream, and vanilla vodka. Thank you Pinterest.

No, it's not. It's artisanal ketchup.

"Mommier than thou." Love it. You win a special gold sparkly star today:

A few years ago I had chicken pox as an adult and my face was covered. I just used the generic brand scar gel from CVS and in about 3 months there was improvement, and after 6 they were pretty much all gone. I don't know if it would work differently on older scars. I started using it as soon as I was better.

I had such severe acne I had to have accutane twice and still broke out after that (but at least I only had normal acne, not severe acne). Anyhow, these three things all made a significant difference in my skin. 1. Cutting out carbs and sugar. I initially did it to lose weight, but then my skin improved

I do yoga at home on DVDs and my gimmick that got me started again after I had stopped for years, was telling myself I only had to do 15 minutes. I had one DVD with 4 15- minute workouts. You were probably supposed to do all 4 but I would do just one. Even I couldn't justify not being willing to do 15 minutes a

You are absolutely okay. I have one or two drinks every single day of my life, and in a social setting I may have more. Now I'm not usually alone, because I'm married and have a kid, but I'm not necessarily drinking with my husband. And if they were out for the evening, my drinking would be the same. There is

Now I will hear Bake it Off every time Shake It Off plays on the radio. And hear Jamie Oliver singing it. Magic.

You just made me laugh so hard I cried. A special gold sparkly star for you—since I can only give you one star, it's a special one:

Thank you, Burt. All the stars in the universe for you.