I need my angry eyes.

No wedding is complete without a bit of family drama. At mine, my mother-in-law started drinking wine from the bottle and had to be carried out (I really wish they had gotten that on the video). I'm sure your mother will come around in time.

You were the first Jez writer to recommend one of my comments when I was still in the grays and it made me so happy. Happy for you, sad for me. I always enjoyed your articles.

Sounds amazing. Kids at weddings are the best (as long as they are not being the worst, if you know what I mean). I remember you posted an open thread about how worried you were. Glad to hear it was everything you hoped.

Team pie. But definitely better than this monstrosity of a cakepie:

Wow. You have 2. Do they ever do battle? Are they friends?

If I every lose my housekeeper, I may have to invest. This is the best description of a roomba ever. This makes me want one.

I feel for you. I've had to clean out many a disgusting apartment upon move-in. Here's a drink to help you cope:

Agreed. This is some horrible Trojan Cake with a pie that has been sacrificed.

Not as easy and convenient as when my housekeeper does it!

What a great way to multi-task—drinking and vacuuming efficiently performed simultaneously!

Do they really work? Do they go in the corners and around the tables and chairs?

I have used a central vacuum but you still have to vacuum. I prefer to pay someone to do that.

So do I, but I'm not sure it even makes my top 20 list of things I want.

But thank you for the picture. I could not figure out how it worked.

: O. Speechless. What a waste of pie.

Apple pie and chocolate also sounds like a revolting combination. The whole thing sounds disgusting.

Wait, I do a lot of baking. How do you put 2 pies inside a cake? (And it doesn't sound appealing to me...)

Just snorted gin out my nose when I read your comment. Thank you for that.

I too appreciate a good vacuum. I have a dyson. And I never touch it. It's for the cleaning lady. I hate vacuuming. Hey, to each their own.