I believe it, but this story cries out for pix. Anything. Even an old pic of McConaughey drinking a beer.

You have done a great service to humanity by posting this. I never understood the Hiddles Hysteria on Jez. Now I get it. Shit, the guy can dance. And he loves Kermit. He can be my next husband.

MANY thanks for that! Want it, but can't really play it with my 10 year-old daughter.

Thank you! And as I thought, now it IS much funnier! As are the comments...

Can someone please explain the game? Then I'm sure this will be even funnier...

You may always look a bit younger than you are, and as you age you may appreciate that. I had a bit of a baby face when younger, and even as I have aged, I continue to look a touch younger than I am. Enjoy and appreciated what you have, says the aged crone.

Thank you. This comment made me tear up a bit. Not quite raining on my face, but a little bit moist.

Wait a few years. It will start to be flattering rather than insulting once you pass 40 and start pushing 50 when people think you are significantly younger than you are.

Well, yeah. That I know to avoid. Didn't want to accuse your mom of saying something like that, and thought maybe you were grossed out by too graphic a description.

Icky in what way? Asking because I wonder how I will explain this to my daughter when she's older. Knowing what not to say is sometimes as important as knowing what to say.

Back in the day they were more decorative than functional. I always used an elastic underneath. They were just to dress up your ponytail or bun.

Yes. And everyone knows the rule: If you were old enough to wear it the first time it was in style, when it comes around again, you are too old to wear it. Trends are generally for the young.

Try doing it under formatting options. I never knew you could drag and drop (I suck at tech) but inserting under formatting options always works for me.

They did this in June of 1991. It was titled date rape but it was all about rape on college campuses. I guess graduation season and rape stories go together.

Or, at the very least, get alcohol poisoning...

We would all get alcohol poisoning.

I want to hate watch this. With lots of alcohol. Totally didn't get it when everyone hate watched Sound of Music with Carrie Underwood. This I want to hate watch. With an open thread on Jezebel.

Not sure if there's enough cheap wine in the world. Expecting a worldwide shortage when this show starts airing.

Now I'm jealous of the new cabinets and appliances. Sounds like it will be fabulous. My kitchen is in its original 1950's glory, but not in a good way, more in a chipped paint, eroded tile grout, no dishwasher kind of way.

Let me tell you that there is nothing like that feeling when you are all done. It sounds like you are very close...