Boy howdy would we be better off if nobody ever taught kids on the internet what a fiduciary obligation is. There is no law that corporations pursue exponential profit margins. Agents of the corporation are required to act in good faith with respect to the interests of the board and shareholders. Maintaining a good…

These companies, by law, must meet the unending demand of exponentially increasing profits margins, no matter what.

For some reason, I thought you had stumbled upon this video that is my favorite 80s movies and Zelda mash up.

Elon Musk Is Once Again Thinking[..]

Please do not take this the wrong way, I can and everyone alive can do what ever they want with this game, and what it’s existence represents. For too long we’ve been paying top dollar for a core concept piecemeal across multiple season passes and or or one off DLCs or worse yet microtrasactions.

First, to get this out of the way, Kotaku complaining about poorly sourced, inflammatory and click bait content? Pot, I would like to introduce you to Kettle.

Dunno... Banshee hot sauces will make you scream.

I’d also settle for a ghoul or poltergeist. No orbs or banshees!

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

I don’t know if I totally buy this. They’ve talked about using multiple captains to split up tasks more efficiently but I don’t really feel like they’ve tried to sell it as an RTS and I feel like the demographic Nintendo targets wouldn’t recognize it as an RTS. I think implicitly people might get intimidated by…

You know what else never sold? Metroid. But Dread’s sold more than ever.

“Why didn’t he rape her? What an idiot.“

So many words in so many orders and combinations exist...and you chose these ones.

... I’m not sure what to make of this comment! In your mind the smart move was to rape a child?

Well, she was caught with that animal crossing state lines.

Thankfully that girl was not in another castle!

People who stan for AI content masquerading as art fundamentally misunderstand art and should not be commenting on it.

Meanwhile, I’ve put in well over 100 hours into a game like Hades and haven’t regretted a single second because it’s an extremely tight, well-crafted game that’s so easy to play for 20-30 mins in a sitting, drop, and then come back to.

A competent world builder would have had a heroic Slytherin character and a morally terrible Gryffindor character in the FIRST book. Perhaps since it’s a book for babies, a character would have said out loud, “Oh, you can’t judge people solely from reputation, you have to get to know who they are inside!”…

Yeah, I mean it’s not even “bad writing” really, in the case of either Redwall or HP. Redwall was always a little more serious from the start, while the underpinnings of both wizard and muggle society are exaggerated and silly - the Dursleys literally move from the suburbs to a tower in the ocean so Harry won’t get…