Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.
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Don’t laugh. As an American, this is humiliating. Every childish, bully thing he does is a reflection on us, as a people. The outside world doesn’t see Americans as this split thing of people who voted for Trump and those who didn’t. They see us as one nation who elected this asshole (and there is no better term for…
Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.
Umm, Gisele... Hate to break it to you, but he might just be that dumb.
I don’t know where you’re from, pal. Where I’m from, drinks and dinner cost more than five bucks.
PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.
Not sure if you’ll read this, but this was the best article I’ve read on Jalopnik, and I read it every day. Incredible story, thank you for writing it.
“Before we get to your car questions,” my former next door neighbor, Terrance, said, “I need to tell you both…
Which is basically a 105 mph speed limit (if you have the money).
“Mediocre” is awfully generous in this case.
I shower in the morning after my wake-up dump. I feel more confident during the day when I’m not constantly questioning whether or not I’ve done an adequate job cleaning myself. Those are thoughts that consume me.
I, uh... had a large black dildo as a shift knob in my jeep for about a month while I was in high school.
Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.
It’s Jalopnik, not the nobel peace prize. You’ll be fine.
It’s really one of those things where it’s just unexplainably funny. You either get it or you don’t. What do I know, I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed...
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I keep readingit as Freedom Cactus, and I’m picturing a cactus draped in an American flag.
35 and about to yank the stock mufflers off my ‘16 WRX. Already added the mudflaps and Hella supertones. When the stock tires give up, i’m going to get obnoxious gold wheels with summer tires, and slap winter tires (haha I live in GA) on the stock wheels.
Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.