I was just faced with the question, “Would I rather have Trump or OJ Simpson as president?” and I honestly don’t know the answer to that.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

Somewhere I want to teach.

My brake lights were totally on when I hit that tree so hard that my engine shut off and came back on. I however did not slow down one bit once I hit the curb. This guy’s brakes look like they totally worked in the air and the added weight of what was in his pants had to help with drag.

I miss when Mitsubishi and Subaru were in a speed war between each other

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

The Obama’s installed the clapper for him right before they left, but no one accounted for the fact that his small hands cannot make enough noise to activate it.

In college a no-so-smart kid wreaked revenge on her roommate, a smart-but-snooty EE undergrad by putting a small piece of clear tape into the bottom of a lamp socket. The EE to be tried replacing the bulb and fiddled with the lamp a while before declaring she was going to take it home to her engineer dad on the…

Before he left, Biden removed the outlet in the Cabinet room, patched, and painted over the hole.

I tell people just to eat a bunch of bad Mexican food on the hottest day of summer, then when nature calls go do your business in a heavily used porta-john on a construction site.

High pressure cold front for Billy Bush, amirite?

I find the irony of Trump advocating for safe spaces....well...depressing.

1 billion per month is OK, we can just make a border tax to Syria and make them pay for it ... ;)

Did you even read the article? sure seems like your awful butt hurt over facts.....

So what you’re saying is, safe zones are not safe at all?

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.